Strange Curses

kaozz...i just realised my last 2 post hor....is zhun zhun 12 hrs apart. hahaha....

so coincidental one...

EEEEkkks..

PS. it wasn't edited....it was just posted as it is.

When we talked about relationships, one thing always comes to my mind.

"How do we know if he/she is the right one for me?"

people also asked me that.

and i used to answer...

"You will just know it."

To me, it's not a good enough answer even for myself.....how do we just know it?

there seem to be an empty space left behind by "you just know it".

it is impossible to find the "right one" unless you dated every single available man or women in the planet....

UNTIL....

i saw this quote..

"there is no right one out there, we just have to love the right way."

i am enlightened....FINALLY.

Love is simply...either you love or you don't.

Love is complicated too...because it involves feelings.

I know....that i am still on the right way now.

Currently, i am really happy with what i have.

A proper job...

A personal transport...

Supportive parents....

Good close friends....

A girl that i liked...

But there is one thing that i have been wanting since 20 yrs ago....

for as long as i can remember, i have always wanted my own room.

and for as long as i can remember, i have always shared my room with my siblings

but no longer!!

in 1 week time, i am gonna have my OWN ROOM.....a rented one that is.

damn cool loh....

*jumps up and down*

it has an unblocked view of the sunset.

and i have kinda got the room figured out. credits go to leeyan for helping me measure the room.

will take pictures of my room and post here once i settle down.

SO COOL!! Can't wait!

Yes I am talking about you!

*Point Point Point*

I can spend the whole day with you

doing nothing and i won't feel bored....

I can talk to you

the whole night and i won't run out of topics...

I can hear you

giggling even when i am sleeping...

I can see you

even in my dreams...

Yes, I **** YOU~~!

Been dancing a lil bit when i am showering everyday...

Just like in the disco...without the music.

Shaking my head...shuffling my feet in the puddle of water...

Why?

because of this...


Ouch


Double Ouch


Triple Ouch


You know how to count....

so everytime like water and soap touches these wounds...

you can hear like SSSSSSSSSSSS.......sucking all the air while i am clenching my teeth..

How did this happen?

I had a minor accident...

I was stupid....so i deserved the pain.

But my pillion doesn't....poor thing. Luckily she is alrite....a huge relieve when i see that she is fine. If not i will be guilty forever and will ask her to marry me so i can take care of her. heh heh...

Leeyan, really glad that you are ok....but the part about marrying me, if you want, i wouldn't mind. =P

it has been years since i went to the bird park.....

probably since like i was in Pri 2..

all i can remember was the huge ass waterfall that i saw.

all the hype abt it being the largest man made one 10+ years ago.

probably now it is ONLY ONE of the largest man made one. haha....

there is a chinese saying that goes there is always one mountain higher than the other...

to me, there is always one man made waterfall higher than the other.

We reached Jurong Bird Park in the late morning after a freaking long ride there....my ass was numb when i got off the bike.

we had bongo burgers for brunch.


Bongo burger...not that fantastic but acceptable. it's very filling too.


Their mugs where damn classic loh...i like it. i got this sudden urge to steal it actually but i listened to the "angel" next to me.

Their staff wore some safari uniform that's really cute...complete with safari hat and boots. haha very eye catching. Leeyan and I agreed that we should get one each so can role-play.


the bird park toilet also very nice.... make until like rainforest.... make me pee at ease while looking at the water flowing down from the roof. how ingenius these designers are!

We then went to see the different exhibits...photo intensive hor...


1 king penguin..


1 flock of king penguins...

the penguins are damn cute man....i think they are really special... clumsy on land, but agile in water. and they have sex and bond for life till they die. and they don't remarry.


i think i can connect with them very well.


we are in the aviary....


the aviary is full of lorries lories....


and i bought some bird feed for them. consist of honey and nectar.


the birds are damn cute lah.....

and while i was feeding some of the lories...


this particular lory started to flirt with leeyan...


Peek-Ka-Boo


It's chat up line "hi pretty, my name is Albert Albird, and i am a bird"

HAHAHA


than it started to dance....swaying from left to right...

then i shoo-ed it away before things get out of hand...i think the bird will hump her...or maybe it's just because of jealousy. haha


birds can be very ungreatful too......


i was feeding this bigger sized lory....


and it turned and wanted to bite me when i wanted to stroke it.


and i taught him some manners by chiding it.
I went "oh no no....you dun bite your master...you ungreatful bird...., whose your daddy now?"


gossip-mongers...just like the girls in ben and jerry's....hahaha


indian birds crossing the bridge...


i think i have got the knack for modeling...


what say you all?


haha....even the birds are chirping in unison.


i am in a cage!!! let me out!!!


Eh?!?! I am outside ah??


this ostrich became territorial when i went to view it... my point is....perhaps i am a chick magnet. heh heh.


the man-made waterfall!!!!....it still is the same as 16 years back! hahhaa nostalgia.


compare this...in phuket...


to this...in singapore...

whose the king now?? hahaha tomyam no more....hokkien mee anyone?

it has been a while since the ghost acted.

maybe after she had been exposed, her balls turned from bowling balls to fish balls.

or maybe it's because of him...



Hercules to our rescue.

and is fire resistance too!

Wow...my hero.

I was at work yesterday morning while i came across a flyer which so volunteers are distributing at pasir ris mrt station.

it's promoting a blood donation drive that is happening nearby.

i took that flyer....and pondered for a while.

i got this urge to give blood...not just a little urge but my gut feeling tells me that i must donate this time round.


i lost my virginity....again!

on previous occasions....

i was underweight when i was back in poly yr 1 and i was rejected. =(

i was on medication 2 weeks ago as i was sick when i was in NTU last year and i was rejected. =(

and this time round, i was neither underweight nor sick...

and the angel on my left shoulder is calling out to me to go donate blood...

angel kenny: hey...brother, you are healthy...go donate some blood to save lives.
devil kenny: fuck you angel...he is busy and at work...leave him alone....
angel kenny: fuck you right back...iilii (shows the middle finger)
devil kenny: hey kenny... don't listen to the angel, he will get your ass burned.

but my gut feeling is so strong and i just followed my heart to want to donate blood that i showed iilii to devil and swept him off my right shoulder.

i asked for permission from my manager and he took awhile to reply actually...i thought that i would not have the chance as the blood donation drive is from 11 to 5pm only... my work time.

then while i was in the toilet shitting...my manager replied me....he said "ok, go ahead"...and all the shit just came out so smoothly...

GOOD TIMING ERIC!

hahaha

i was ferried by a mercedez leh....to a buddhist temple nearby. never knew blood donation still will get chauffered by mercedez. but it belongs to a volunteer lah.

they asked me to fill up a form and i was quite amused by the questions they asked...

"have you had sex with more than one partner?"

"have you been paid cash or in kind to have sex with anyone?"

"have you had sex with another male?"

heh heh....all of the above is a mystery for all of you....no answers. =P


the blood donating area.

after i had registered, i have to be examined by a doctor...

and then i had to take a blood test.

the nurse poked my finger with a needle and took a straw like thing to draw my blood....totally painless...

and then she dripped 2 drops of my blood into a beaker filled with dunno what liquid.


my blood sank like titanic into the bottom of the beaker.

it means that i have enough iron in my blood.... i am strong.

then after 20 mins of waiting...it's my turn to be on the bed.


i was asked to pump the stress ball so that my vains can "pop" out. i pumped so hard it nearly burst. hehe...

the nurse took a few stuff over to my bed...some testtubes...needles and also the blood packets...

testtubes are used to draw some of my bloods to be tested if it is safe....confirm safe one lah...

needles to inject my arm with a lil anesthetic.


3 blood packets...

i saw those and i was like thinking "nabeh....really must draw so much blood meh

?"
i was injected with anesthetic because the nurse said the needle for drawing blood is quite thick.

look like mosquito bite.


poking me with the thick needle....i wouldn't want to think that this needle will break in my arm man.

overall...i would rate the process as extremely pain...less. 0% pain. ok maybe 1% when they inject the anesthetic....irony right? small needle, pain...like ant bite. huge needle...painless.


once the huge needle is injected, blood just flowed through the tubes and into one of the blood packets. it took about 3 mins to fill that much.


i was bored so i took more pictures of the huge ass needle...

i was pretty relaxed for the first 5 mins...

until i check my blood packet....


5 mins and only these much blood....knn....

and i quickly pump the stress ball in my hand....i still got 2 and a half packet to fill leh....like tat take how long....???

i pump until my hand soften...i think people must have thought i siao one.


about 10 mins later....1 full bag....2 more to go, i thought to myself.

and the nurse came over....and stopped my bleeding...i thought she wanna change the tubing to another bag but she plugged my needle out...

eh... finish liao ah i asked...

she say yah loh. how much blood you wanna give?

3 packets lah...

you siao ah...3 packets later you end up in hospital we have to give blood back to you.

LOL....

chey....only 1 packet per person. each donor will only give abt 300 to 450ml of blood depending on weight. i gave 450ml.

and in singapore....everyday, the hospitals use up 200 packets a day. the temple targets to collect 200 packet for the day within 6 hrs....wah liao....no wonder blood bank shortage of blood all the time.

then i told the nurse i want the green bandage with dinosaur one...


and she wrap up my hand nice nice for me.

they asked me to go to a resting lounge with snacks and water...

i just sat there and admire my bandage.

then a volunteer came over and ask...

"you want water"

"no"

"you want biscuits"

"no"

"then what do you want"

"i want to go home"

hahaha....seriously...like a kid lah.

i actually meant i want to go back to work but i said home. hahaha

then i went off and back to work.

it felt so good to give blood...i think more singaporeans shld step out when we have the chance.

get out of our comfort zones and realise and learn something new. that is how we become stronger as a person in character and mentality.

this post is not to show off that i had donated blood...i believe in doing good deeds and keeping it to myself.

this post is more like sharing my experiences in a humourous way to encourage people to step out and save lives by donating blood.

suay suay to say....you will never know if you will be the next in line to receive blood that has been donated.

blood cannot be artificially produced....it can only be from us...

so if you have a chance. dun hesitate. go for it.

cheers to all blood donors.

Quote 1
Kenny: Eh, Phuket got tidal wave 4 metres high...i abit scared.
Eric: Later you go by passenger plane....come back by cargo plane in a wooden box seal-wrapped...
Kenny: Knn...

Quote 2
A thai woman approached me to chat up with me while John, Carol and Steve waited.

Carol: What she say to you?
Kenny: She say she wanna bao me for the night for yi wan baht (10,000 B)
John: WHAT??? ONE BAHT???
Carol: KENNY!!! YOU ARE DAMN CHEAP!!

Quote 3
Eric: Eh, bro, my camera you must help me to take care hor.
Kenny: i will lah...
Eric: you die nevermind leh, my camera must return to me can liao.
Kenny: iilii

We made plans to go to Phi Phi Island but steve and carol had to miss it out due to them not feeling well.

So it's just john and me....and we had fun. sounds wrong...but still...we had fun.


it kinda rained early morning while we are on our way to Chalong Bay to transfer to a speedboat.

The speed boat damn power....3 huge engine propeller and can travel at 50knots...

that's fast!

and i like speed...the wind in my hair and face gives me a sense of freedom.

but we had to wait at Chalong Bay for like 45mins before things get started.


is God calling out to me?

The speedboat is quite cool...it had the sheltered seating area and also the open area.

the open area is right at the front of the speed boat and that's where i plonked my butt.


it gaves me a paranomic view of the sky and the sceneries.

our first stop is Maya Bay....

that is the beach where Leonardo DiCaprio stayed for 3 months to make the movie "The Beach".

that doesn't really mean a thing to me but the water is damn cold and it just feels very shiok to swim in there.


view of maya bay from the boat.


crystal clear waters...and the waters is very shallow....swam 100m out from the beach and i can stand on soft sand with the water level to my neck only.


Aye Aye Captain'....i am not that much a pirate i guess.

after about 30mins at maya bay swimming. we moved to another location for snorkelling.


maybe they can get me to be the lead of "the bitch beach 2"


i dunno why but i think my butt looks really fat. but i like this photo.

when i went into the water there were no fishes near me....but when i take bread along with me....fuck, i was mass-orgied...

the fishes just came from nowhere and surrounded me... luckily they only go for bread...and not human.

i cupped the bread with my hands and made them work to get their bread and they nibbled on my hand. bloody hell, and i had to let go of the bread. fishes nowadays are damn smart.


while i was feeding them bread from the boat...it looks abit more scary when i am in the water.


greedy fishes...


we then left for another lagoon....and look at the waters....!


it's a special lagoon because there are no fishes in there!

why?

because it's where the sea water and fresh water mixed....

the bottom is only soft sand. and the water is not salty enough for fishes to live in there.


we also passed by a cave...it's called the viking cave.

Next up...Monkey Beach.

it's called monkey beach because of 1 reason. there are monkeys.

i have always wanted to feed wild monkeys...

and even on my bike, almost got attacked by wild monkeys a few months back....


the monkeys are damn playful...and excited to see us.


our tour guide fed the monkey with pepsi...it's damn funny. i wonder if they burrp after they drink pepsi.


i think i found my real brother....an emotional reunion.


and a toast to our reunion BROTHER!

another person from another boat fed the monkey with pepsi too...and the monkey grabbed the whole bottle and ran away.

funnily, when it tilted the bottle up to drink the pepsi, the whole of the bottle just spilled on his face....hahaha....

damn stupid monkeys...

we had lunch and then stopped at this really cool beach with colourful beach chairs and umbrellas....

by then, i had enough of sun tanning...enough of swimming....and was very lethagic.

john and me ordered an ice cold coconut each and just sat under the hut to soak in all that we experienced today.

it was a great experience.


hehe...and when john went back to the hotel room, carol raped him...