Strange Curses

There's this Florida high school teacher who was sacked because she setted some creative qns for her test.

Here's a peek...

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in K and means the same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman (or man) has only two of?

3. What four-letter word begins with F and ends with K and if you can't get one, you use your hands?

4. What does a dog do that you step into every morning?

5. Name five words, in alphabetical order, that each contain four letters, and end in u-n-t.

6. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

these qns are actually taken from another blog.

hee....most of you will think dirty ans...but of coz, our culture is already programmed this way... anything that has a hint of sexuality, we will relate it to sex topics.

and the ans, are not sexual at all..ans are below.

[Answers: 1.talk; 2.legs; 3.fork; 4.pants; 5.aunt, bunt, hunt, punt, runt; 6.last name]

i actually quite pity this teacher for juz being creative and trying to break the mundane method of teaching. but too bad, the management felt that it wasn't appropriate... which i guess they must had more dirty thoughts in their mind than that of all the porn sites you can find online added together.

Too bad i am not that creative.

these are the pics of the views from the room....not too bad view....except that we can't see the swimming pool.







Things we did in Marriott

Mahjong

nice hand i have and i won the round

i went to the executive lounge for free...i mean complimentary cocktail, and breakfast.

went swimming, suntanning, jacuzzi, steam room, and suana....damn shiok...

played xbox and indian poker and drink like mad...

Something about Marriott...

is that marriott is shaped as a octagon....



an octagon in the chinese fengshui world is also known as ba gua...

ba gua is used to ward of evil and to bring good luck...

now...that's something...

I am back...to the blogosphere... been on hiatus due to some reasons.

yes, reasons such as internet down in camp, no time due to busy schedules, laziness, and also her.

who's her? you ask.

well, her, is someone which i knew for sometime and stayed in frequent contact. but more recently, i msged her more often, trying to date her more often, trying to care for her more often.

but becoz of her, i am feeling damn confused.

i also wondered more.

i wondered why did she take so long to reply my msgs.
i wondered if she attached.
i wondered will she like me.
i wondered why i can fall into it again after 2mths out of it.
i wondered will it be a repeat of history.
i wondered will it be a bad idea becoz i m zheng hu eh gia (son of gahment) - ns guy
i wondered didn't i wanted to save money for my future plans?
i wondered did she felt it from me.
i wondered if she is bothered by my msgs thats y she took so long to reply.

after so many wonderings, i m naturally confused.

i also wanted to tell her what i am feeling now... but i am scared of the repercussions.

repercussions such as being avoided by her forever...yes...i am not worried about rejection, but i am scared of being avoided.

Roger...i am glad that i at least have a companion.

And Roger, your marriott hotel romp was a wonderful gathering for young and old.

quickly send me the pics from your camera yah?

here's some pics of the romp from marriott.

The Living Room

nice sofa, carpeted floor...what more can u ask for for a hotel romp


modern interior design to up the mood factor

The Bedroom

2 king size beds waiting to be occupied

The Bathroom

this is my fav...the size of this bathroom is bigger than the size of my bedroom. i love it. size matters when it comes to romping.


nice basin...i like the tap.


roger and bernard romping each other on the Xbox.


this is gen, lovely gen (tagline requested by roger)


romp cast - roger the superman, kenny the ah nerd and ailing the middle finger lover


"couple romp"


gen getting intereted in roger's conversation...wat are they talking about so happily?


uniform waitress serving us...actually she is my junior in tp.


rachel the amature


roger getting dressed up. nice billabong jacket from carol and char who sent it in from AUS....owww so sweet of you. i also want...bday on 22 aug. dun forget..haha


ailing squeezing in...


ailing "undressing" in record timing...faster than guiness world record...she juz cant wait.


nothing beyond the robes...


ailing receiving some tips from professionals for the costume romp.

there are of coz more people than you see in the pics...these are the earlier pics taken...i am waiting for roger before i post them up....

but i captured "somethings" in the hotel room...take a look..


see the "something" behind?

scary man...

real scary...

our hao peng you visited us...






shee.....actually is...


xiao qian...acted out by ailing.....

we quite bo liao lah..haha...

this is how william sleep during the thunderstorm.


and here's more pics from tanvi's bday celebration. lazy to type...juz look at the pics.









pics proudly sponsored by roger.

This week have been damn happening for me. and when i feel that my week is happening, it also means i spent more money.

Friday...

went to zouk to watch lasalle-sia's graduates' fashion show. went there with my campmates who had zouk invites. so i got in free. it was girls galore there and lots of SPGs as well....

too bad i didnt have any pics to show. all thanks to lasalle's website....for being slow bastards and not uploading the pics. SLOW BASTARDS!!

went to my fren's place to stay over. i asked him to teach me how to drive a car....using his car! haha...

we went into anglican high, i think, to learn driving. quite dark and quiet. best of all...no people, and cars.

it was quite tough for my first time driving...maybe i am too used to riding. but funny thing is that a police patrol car went pass us when i stopped at an awkward position. we were like 100m away only loh. super heng sia.

if not, penalty for driving without lisence is.... $2000-$3000 fine or/+ jail + 3yrs ban from driving. my friend will lose his car and lose his lisence. plus both of us went drinking earlier... lady luck must have sat at the back of the car man.

so i went to his house, continue drinking...plain water to rehydrate...and played winning eleven until about 4am. went to slp and suppose to wake up at 6am and report to camp by 7am.

when we wake up, it was fucking bright.....and we knew it...........8am!!!!!

so we gave our colleagues a call to confirm that we are safe from punishment...and reach camp at 8.20am. went into office and pretended nothing ever happened. haha...well, lady luck is juz slping next to us i guess.

Saturday

after booking out, i went back home to repair my computer... my laptop is totalled. the motherboard died....to repair, need to import parts for a P3 laptop...that cost about $1000. well...my laptop has been with me for about 4yrs liao..so considered not too bad bah.

meet up with roger, bernerd, and serene for ktv. but before that, i went to meet peijuan at ps to return her book.

reach party world at about 3pm...and we sang and we sang and we sang.


that's bernard singing...very engrossed.


wu yan de jie ju...nice song....bernard's singing it. old school song.


me: tao tia liao
roger: buay tahan liao...stop singing bernard
serene: borinnnnnnnggggggg......yaaawwwnnnnn

but he doesn't stops!


me: OEI...enuff anot?!
serene: bo chup
roger: 'sulks'

and he finally stops...

haha....


we made up after that.

we went for dinner at lucky plaza after ktv session...

then is pool session...haha..


roger must be thinking to that red fat guy: see what see? nv see pro before huh???
and roger miss cued! wah hahahaa


serene jump ball....and landed into the center pocket.


this is not an illusion....serene is really that short

pool took about 1hr....and we are ready for the FA CUP FINAL...man u vs arseanal

but before that, we went to look for our fellow promoters.


clockwise from top left. susan, rachel, me, roger. we are the fellowship of the phone.

and....FA CUP...HERE WE COME


big screen, gals, beers and cheers...what more can you ask for?


I AM A MAN U FAN!!

but too bad, man u lost that nite. high tempo game.....i can sense my heart almost stopped.

man u, you did us proud by trashing arseanal mentally. luck wasn't on our side....but nvm...we got next season.


look at my bloodshot eyes....clearly tired.

Sunday

i slpt really well.....and relaxed until about 3.30pm when joanna came over. well she's the birthday gal.

we went chomp chomp for dinner and then cafe cartel to cut cake.

there is a funny post of the cake cutting here

birthday gal xi(3) nu(4) ai(1) le(4)

xi(3)


nu(4)


ai(1)


le(4)


it's a big birthday cake

i took like 2 hrs to blog this entry.... it could be due to this


american breakfast.....


chinese hor bao dan....

proudly made by my maid...fusion food....tak boleh tahan...i took like 45mins to finish that.

hope i wont get the runs...

wednesday nite, at 2am, i was in camp. halfway thru my strange drms (i drmt about 2 big red dice starting at me in space....can't really remember liao), then when i was about to grab them, i was awoken by the splattering of raindrops on the window panes in my bunk. the wind started howling thru the gaps of the panes...

i was scared... i nv heard this kind of howling before. the wind is strong, the rain is heavy, and the sky was dark...really dark!

so i covered myself head to toe using my blanket. it doesn't stops the wind and rain... in fact, it made it worse... worse in the sense that my blanket almost flew away, and something was rocking my bed. yes...the wind is this strong.

i held on tight...and hanged on for about 30 mins more. during this 30 mins, my imagination was running wild. what if....a ghost really appeared? what if.... the ghost is hovering above me?

i tried to wash these thoughts away from my mind. then i heard a strange and loud noise! i grabbed my blanket tighter over my head. it became more clear...and i i realize that the noise is coming nearer. ahhhh...! i shouted in my head...

i decided to be brave...after all, i was a soldier. but i have nv seen ghosts before....how am i going to confront it? but the noise is becoming more distinct...and more of these noise is sprouting up from all corners in my bunk...i juz know it.

i pulled the blanket away from my face...without opening my eyes....and i heard laughter...and curses... they sounded familiar... and also rain mist splashing against my face.

i opened my eyes and looked to my right. i saw my campmate firdaus, pulling his bed nearer to me...

his bed made a screeching sound.... metal against floor... i sat up, and saw the rest of my campmates who sleeps near the window panes, all woke up and pulled their beds away from the window... then tried to keep their clothes, and whatever was hanging on the windows or outside the cupboard into it.

haha...their scurrying ways made me smiled...and i realized what happened... and then i decided to join them.

i picked wat i could from my bed and stuff it into my cupboard...followed them outside the bunk... i looked back...and saw that my bunk is in a big mess... as if a typhoon juz swept thru.

i hadn't felt the wrath of the wind yet as i wasn't as wet as my other campmates. wira lighted up...me and juraimie shared that stick with him. the puff was shiok under this extreme weather. 3 mins passed, we kept pacing the corridor...and we started laughing...at one another.

the rain did not stop, so did the wind.

i was feeling really cold now.. i started shivering. i ran into the bunk to hide from the wind. no use. in the bunk is even worse... due to the rain mist that was blown in thru the window, i got even colder. anyhow, i know that i must get to my cupboard to get my wind breaker. when i got to my cupboard, i saw firdaus, wearing his long no. 4 (army camoflaged shirt). i laughed hard at him. i guessed it is the only time i will see anyone of us wearing a no. 4 to slp. like a pajamas.

he climbed into his bed and slept thruout. then i saw william. he hadn't gotten out of bed at all...i smiled at him. funny guy didn't even flinched. he juz slpt thruout. as if he is in a mortuary coz he was also covered head to toe with a blanket.

i fell into my bed and sleep again.

and the day broke. i said to myself "what a night!"


Friday, the 13.

the first friday 13 of the year. i guess it had an effect on me.

i was supposed to collect a ez link card from the ez link office for 1 serviceman. i went there, waited for like about 1 hr, and they told me it was collected by someone else!! i was thinking i had other places to go. why keep me waiting. (the very first bad incident)

then i visited yiling at his place. he juz had his operation and was discharged from hospital. then my campmates and officers came to visit him too... and he taught my officer to make chinese tea...the "traditional" way...


...using this really "traditional" flask. this is really old school and can be sold as antique. haha

yiling and family came from china... so inevitably, he also has some artifacts from there. thats one of them. haha.

then after a while, i went off the celebrate tanvi's bday at heeren NYDC.

i felt that the design of the restaurant is really wierd. the entrance of the restaurant is so FAR away from the end of the dining area. and in the middle, there was juz railings to keep shoppers from accidentally wandering into the dining area. it was juz like an empty area. i was lazy...so i tried to leapt over the railing.

SLAM!!!

i relized that i was on the floor in that instant. i heard gasping...lady voices. i remember that i was leaping across...then i was tilted and going head towards ground. as i was in mid air, i knew that i would land head first if i dun curl up. it was instinct. i curled my body in and landed on my hands, elbow, and knee. i fell badly...on my left knee. i practically felt limp for a moment. it was juz like a wrestling match gone wrong. i was slammed onto the granite floor in NYDC. i can feel eyes were looking at me... and i pulled myself up... very embarassly. "why did i do such a foolish thing?" i walked over to our table...sat down quickly... and tried to wash the thought out of my head and blended in with the conversation going on. (bad incident no. 2)

yes...i fell. but i also picked myself up. i m proud of myself. i guessed it has always been in me since birth that i will pick myself up no matter what.

after dinner, we left for a pub at rendevous hotel (pronounced as ron-day-vu). the pub is known as PUBlic house. i thought that was a nice name. and we had fun. the PR from the manager was good, the live music was even better. wat's best is the company i had.

(tanvi the bday girl, roger, jinwen, supin, michelle, meili, june and also ailing who have to go for work after dinner)

here's some pics of us at nydc.


rogerina, ailing and 21 yr old tanvi


roger trying to devour "grandma gone nuts" (wat a name for a dessert)


this mud pie is delicious


tanvi showing some transfermation skills learned from india.


that hand belongs to ailing. tanvi and june...lovely smile...darlie and colgate rep.


stella artois beer...at public house.

these are the pics i have currently...waiting for roger to post up...then i can "grab" from him. will update more... and to tanvi....happy 21 birthday.