Strange Curses
Monday, September 26, 2005
Back from hiatus
HELLLLLLOOOOO NURSE!! and all blogosphere's cybersepians
End of hiatus mode...haha...feeling great after some rest and relaxation albeit somewhat unlucky during my mahjong sessions... been on a bloody long losing streak.
anyway... i shall start my picture story from the day of my hiatus...
thurs, 15 sept
i met up with lailai
it was in feb this year since i met her...i kinda miss her thou
lailai touch anot? got handsome miss you leh
we went to watch 3 ge hao ren by jack neo at causeway point. its was a fucking worth it to watch show... not only was it damn funny and crude (yes i like crude hokkien shows), this show also reflects how fucked up and selfish our society is. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED TO HOKKIEN BENGS AND LIANS.
End of hiatus mode...haha...feeling great after some rest and relaxation albeit somewhat unlucky during my mahjong sessions... been on a bloody long losing streak.
anyway... i shall start my picture story from the day of my hiatus...
thurs, 15 sept
i met up with lailai
it was in feb this year since i met her...
lailai touch anot? got handsome miss you leh
we went to watch 3 ge hao ren by jack neo at causeway point. its was a fucking worth it to watch show... not only was it damn funny and crude (yes i like crude hokkien shows), this show also reflects how fucked up and selfish our society is. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED TO HOKKIEN BENGS AND LIANS.
after the movie, we went down to suntec cafe cartel....yes, all of you know what my purpose is...but my other purposes was to eat dinner (thanks lailai for the treat) and also to wait for supin to go to a board games cafe to chill out... HEY....IT'S TRUE K!
at cartel with lailai
we sat at table 12 becoz we can see her movement unobstructed...cunning/sly/smart, you name it.
thats for last week...
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on friday, 23 sept
i met up with my gang of posers and went to mind cafe
this is one of the boardgame that we played; i'm the boss
the objective of the game is to be the richest person at the end of it...
you will also find out who's the most cunning poser in the group...for mine...it's bernerd. haha
i am the pretty face poser.
squeezing brain juices to negotiate a fair deal...
"i got cheated!!" (dub with deh-high pitched voice)
roger and bernerd enjoying the success the have over serene. in the background, lailai having the ai xin bian dang i brought for her.
yah...from my face...u should have guessed that i lost the game.
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sun, 25 sept
its a day with bloody good weather for suntanning and swimming. so serene and i decided to go for a late afternoon swim at her aunt's condo at geylang.
look at the nice nice nice weather...
and the nice nice nice swimming pool....
but there's one big problem...
there is no sun at the pool...except for one small corner!!! the sun is blocked off by all the condos.
desperate for the sun, serene pathetically squeezed onto a bench... and sat there for 1 hr plus...
serene...i really pei fu pei fu...
even when we are in the jaccuzzi, we never give up photowhoring opportunities.
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Friends are forever
you noe...friends are always a part of everyone's life...no matter where u are born, where u lived, you will always have friends around you. there is not a single person who lives a wonderful life and die without making any friends.
Going straight to the point, i am going to dedicate this post to my friends...some of them. and i will also give some description of wat they like, dislikes and so on lah... you noe one lah..dunno read on then u noe liao.
Going straight to the point, i am going to dedicate this post to my friends...some of them. and i will also give some description of wat they like, dislikes and so on lah... you noe one lah..dunno read on then u noe liao.
JOHN
Nickname I would give him: Polo Man, Smarty Ass, Uncle John
Something about him: total sucker for polo ralph products, he looks young but look again.
Fav tagline: Wo ke ai mah?? (complete with uber act cute pose) hold back your puke
Special Talent: Able to let out a series of farts that does not stink. Warning, smell at your own risk. Farts can reach high decibels.
Narcisticness: Normal
ROGER
Nickname I would give: Faggot, Faggoty, King of Faggots, Prince of Faggots, Virgin Boy
Something about him: Always have a reserve of lame jokes or rather leng xiao hua stored in his brain. Likes to swim, on tables. in actual fact, he can't swim. He's also a perfect boyfriend, only cute gals need to apply.
Fav Tagline: I am full, but i can always eat (that's what he will say after eating up 5-10 servings i am not exaggerating)
Special Talent: Cross dressing
Narcisticness: Very Extreme
SUPIN
Nickname I would give: bitch beachgal, shuttlecockcork
Something about her: Loves the sand, sun and sea. Also a badminton player. Always thinks that she's fat but in actual fact, it's juz baby fats.
Fav Tagline: None that i know of
Special Talent: Able to smash a shuttlecork at the cock of her male opponent. Guys Beware. Also able to photowhore and act cute simultaneously very well.
Narcisticness: Extreme
SERENE
Nickname I would give: Ti Ki (metal teeth), Ma Yi Tou (Ant's Head)
Something about her: Totally friendly, flat chested, wanted by many guys and is single currently. She also sucks in rejecting people.
Fav Tagline: no tagline... but sound "eeerrrrrr (deh sound)"
Special Talent: Able to perform blowjob simultaneously to 10 men be nice to every person she knows (no pun intended)
Narcisticness: Near Extreme
Yah..i noe...my friends are bloody weird. maybe that's still an understatement. But to be fair to them, i need to clarify that not all of the above is true. so juz take it in a light-hearted manner. Anyway, its all in the name of fun yah guys..dun beat me up when you see me the next time. *cowers and hide in dark corner*
Alright lah, i post weird pics of me ok?
Lead "actress" in My Sassy Neighbour 2
High on Mountain Dew (faggot boy and uncle john, paiseh ah..have to drag the 2 of you in again)
Fighting over yun nan vouchers
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Cathay Bowl
The other day when i went to bowl at Yishun Safra, i noticed something wasn't quite rite.
it was their cathay bowl logo..
isn't a bowling ball supposed to have 3 holes instead of a "nipple"
how i wish i could have such "a bowling ball" to hold...haha
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a friend once asked me this after some drinks at the pub
j: eh, siao eh, you look at this picture (logo of tiger beer) and tell me if the tiger is male or female
me: serious or not?? how to tell??
j: observe lah..use your eyes bodoh..
me: ok lah... (observe at logo, focusing on the tiger's whip area)
j: can see anot?? faster lah..guess only also so difficult meh??
me: eh...haha..i noe the answer liao, it's a bu eh..female one!
j: why you say it's bu eh?
me: coz got no penis mah....cannot see leh..so must be bu eh loh.
j: you bodoh lah... people say you stupid i dun believe, but you juz proved it!
me: simi lan? i wrong MEH?
j: wrong lah.. answer is male one..
me: explain!
j: if the tiger is female, then it would be called tigeress beer liao!
me: tamade!!
it was their cathay bowl logo..
isn't a bowling ball supposed to have 3 holes instead of a "nipple"
how i wish i could have such "a bowling ball" to hold...haha
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a friend once asked me this after some drinks at the pub
j: eh, siao eh, you look at this picture (logo of tiger beer) and tell me if the tiger is male or female
me: serious or not?? how to tell??
j: observe lah..use your eyes bodoh..
me: ok lah... (observe at logo, focusing on the tiger's whip area)
j: can see anot?? faster lah..guess only also so difficult meh??
me: eh...haha..i noe the answer liao, it's a bu eh..female one!
j: why you say it's bu eh?
me: coz got no penis mah....cannot see leh..so must be bu eh loh.
j: you bodoh lah... people say you stupid i dun believe, but you juz proved it!
me: simi lan? i wrong MEH?
j: wrong lah.. answer is male one..
me: explain!
j: if the tiger is female, then it would be called tigeress beer liao!
me: tamade!!
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Human Vs Mother Nature
In wake of the disasters that are happening around us nowadays, i realised our relationship with mother nature is really screwed up now...
Long long time ago, there was this plot of land..its a fucking huge land mind you...
Mother Nature (MN) used to own this world...well...she was a pretty nice lady. She's the only one around at that time.. She has her dinosaurs to take care of, her beautiful oceans, clouds, rivers, rainbows, her animals and plants. she was keeping herself bz with all the "gardening" and "feeding" to attend to that she does not have time to care about other things..
she's pretty...
life have been good for MN and her beings until one day.. someone new came into the neighbourhood.. He's known as "human".
Human is actually passing by and saw that this place is the perfect place for him to settle down... he approached MN, smiled at her and began building his house on her land.
MN was kind hearted and she could do with the company. so she said "no harm letting him stay at my land since i am lonely and needed someone who can accompany me when i m not watching my lovelies."
but one problem is that human is not small....he is huge and is taking up one bloody big plot of land for himself. Thus MN had to remove one of her beings from this plot of land to accomodate human. She thought to herself, "dino have been very temperamental and that he and his friends are making too much noise at night and fighting too much, i shall destroy them"
She proceeded to putting them in her freezer (the ice age).
Once human has settled down, he begin to feel hungry and thristy...but he was bum... lazy to grow his own food and collect his own water.. so he juz took from MN again and again..
MN knew about it but she chose to ignore it as she wanted to live harmoniously with human.
The more human eat, the bigger he becomes... his size constantly increases.. and her more land and shelter he needs. he started chopping down trees that belong to MN and using it to build his toys..toys such as houses, factories, cars, airplanes, etc.
deforestation takes place..
these toys made so much noise and dirtied the place so much that mother nature could not stand it anymore...if human had taken more responsibility at cleaning up the place and controlling his toys, then i wouldn't be so bad. but human is such a bum that he couldn't care less.
pollution by his toys.
now and then, MN will be a little more agitated every month...she is female afterall. she gave a some warning signs (volcanic eruption, global warming, floods) to tell human that her tolerance is limited....but she is still tries to maintain a good relationship with him. these signs do hurt human a little especially when his toys were destroyed. but still, human does not change his ways.
instead, he wanted to claim wat he thought was his in the first place and tried to fight for his rights.... he grew more and more, build more and more, took over MN's plot of land more and more...
then came a time when MN could take no more of this shit..
This is the sign that MN is damn pissed about humans.... she confronted human straight with all her might.. she unleashed her forces of nature and hit human where it hurts most...
human was hurt... he was shocked, he was overwhelmed, he was angry and he cried. he lost properties and he saw his toys hurled around and destroyed by the winds and the waves... all he could do is stare at disbelieve...
MN felt guilty and offered to made up... but there are terms to it... human have to clean up the place, cannot eat too much as he is growing too fast and taking up too much space. he have to help take care of MN's being in order to earn the day's meal... simple as that..
MN is kind-hearted and generous.
it has yet to be seen if human is taking this offer up...
kinda lame story but so true...
Long long time ago, there was this plot of land..its a fucking huge land mind you...
Mother Nature (MN) used to own this world...well...she was a pretty nice lady. She's the only one around at that time.. She has her dinosaurs to take care of, her beautiful oceans, clouds, rivers, rainbows, her animals and plants. she was keeping herself bz with all the "gardening" and "feeding" to attend to that she does not have time to care about other things..
she's pretty...
life have been good for MN and her beings until one day.. someone new came into the neighbourhood.. He's known as "human".
Human is actually passing by and saw that this place is the perfect place for him to settle down... he approached MN, smiled at her and began building his house on her land.
MN was kind hearted and she could do with the company. so she said "no harm letting him stay at my land since i am lonely and needed someone who can accompany me when i m not watching my lovelies."
but one problem is that human is not small....he is huge and is taking up one bloody big plot of land for himself. Thus MN had to remove one of her beings from this plot of land to accomodate human. She thought to herself, "dino have been very temperamental and that he and his friends are making too much noise at night and fighting too much, i shall destroy them"
She proceeded to putting them in her freezer (the ice age).
Once human has settled down, he begin to feel hungry and thristy...but he was bum... lazy to grow his own food and collect his own water.. so he juz took from MN again and again..
MN knew about it but she chose to ignore it as she wanted to live harmoniously with human.
The more human eat, the bigger he becomes... his size constantly increases.. and her more land and shelter he needs. he started chopping down trees that belong to MN and using it to build his toys..toys such as houses, factories, cars, airplanes, etc.
deforestation takes place..
these toys made so much noise and dirtied the place so much that mother nature could not stand it anymore...if human had taken more responsibility at cleaning up the place and controlling his toys, then i wouldn't be so bad. but human is such a bum that he couldn't care less.
pollution by his toys.
now and then, MN will be a little more agitated every month...she is female afterall. she gave a some warning signs (volcanic eruption, global warming, floods) to tell human that her tolerance is limited....but she is still tries to maintain a good relationship with him. these signs do hurt human a little especially when his toys were destroyed. but still, human does not change his ways.
instead, he wanted to claim wat he thought was his in the first place and tried to fight for his rights.... he grew more and more, build more and more, took over MN's plot of land more and more...
then came a time when MN could take no more of this shit..
This is the sign that MN is damn pissed about humans.... she confronted human straight with all her might.. she unleashed her forces of nature and hit human where it hurts most...
human was hurt... he was shocked, he was overwhelmed, he was angry and he cried. he lost properties and he saw his toys hurled around and destroyed by the winds and the waves... all he could do is stare at disbelieve...
MN felt guilty and offered to made up... but there are terms to it... human have to clean up the place, cannot eat too much as he is growing too fast and taking up too much space. he have to help take care of MN's being in order to earn the day's meal... simple as that..
MN is kind-hearted and generous.
it has yet to be seen if human is taking this offer up...
kinda lame story but so true...
Monday, September 05, 2005
Over the weekend
I...
went to take my prac 3 and i passed...going for prac 4 tomorrow. 5 more prac and 1 tp and i will be a legal rider...
went to comex and world food fair... saying that the whole place is fucking crowded is and understatement.. and one point of time, they have to close the halls and stop entry in order to maintain control.
bought a steering wheel for my xbox. no money buy car, buy steering wheel cannot meh??
lost my virgin time to thisgirl wallet working at suntec cafe cartel. she's the first ever girl wallet that i approached to wanna be friends with. i wrote her this "my contact no. is 9855**** if you care to be a friend. hope to hear from you. i know you will not disappoint." dang it! i m disappointed!
played on my xbox from morning till night and i m not tired. gta-san andreas is damn addictive. warning...do not play if you are not cut out to be a gangster like me.
read on papers about what happened in new orleans.
feel very lucky to be living in spanking fine lion city.
heave a sigh of relieve for my 2 friends who came back from new orleans 3 weeks back.
pity all those who were victims of katrina. sympathise those whose family members got stranded. katrina shattered the lives, the homes, and the hearts of thousands affected.
am still thinking of the girl working at cartel. her smile, her zest in wiping the tables at cartel, her energy in wanting to satisfy customers, her eyes, and her ponytail..not very romantic but to hell, who cares.
am feeling the "monday blues". didn't do a shit in office today except to read newspapers.
just changed my mind, i am not only suffering from monday blues...i am also suffering from "wallet depression"
am still hoping she is not lesbian and she will call or sms.
am signing off!!
went to take my prac 3 and i passed...going for prac 4 tomorrow. 5 more prac and 1 tp and i will be a legal rider...
went to comex and world food fair... saying that the whole place is fucking crowded is and understatement.. and one point of time, they have to close the halls and stop entry in order to maintain control.
bought a steering wheel for my xbox. no money buy car, buy steering wheel cannot meh??
lost my virgin time to this
played on my xbox from morning till night and i m not tired. gta-san andreas is damn addictive. warning...do not play if you are not cut out to be a gangster like me.
read on papers about what happened in new orleans.
feel very lucky to be living in spanking fine lion city.
heave a sigh of relieve for my 2 friends who came back from new orleans 3 weeks back.
pity all those who were victims of katrina. sympathise those whose family members got stranded. katrina shattered the lives, the homes, and the hearts of thousands affected.
am still thinking of the girl working at cartel. her smile, her zest in wiping the tables at cartel, her energy in wanting to satisfy customers, her eyes, and her ponytail..not very romantic but to hell, who cares.
am feeling the "monday blues". didn't do a shit in office today except to read newspapers.
just changed my mind, i am not only suffering from monday blues...i am also suffering from "wallet depression"
am still hoping she is not lesbian and she will call or sms.
am signing off!!
