Strange Curses

a few weeks back, roger and i met up to go buy some stuff.

i was looking for some black polo tees so i can wear to my work.

he was looking to buy underwear.

i gave advice to which size he should wear.

he chose some polos for me to try in the fitting rooms.

i held his bag of new underwears while his hands were full.

he took photos of me posing with the long, big, brown thing.


the long, big, and brown thing...is that long, that big, and that brown.


look, it's longer than mine!


roger loves to suck on that long, big, brown thing.

it just ain't brokeback at all!!


in fact, it just ain't brokeback at all......

it has been a while since i met up with roger, bernard, hazel, and susan.

and some rumours have started circulating between them that i had gone missing, kidnapped, drowned, died.

but to prove that rumours will always be rumours, i surfaced out of nowhere, and met up with them for a great evening at Serangoon Gardens.

great is an understatement.

a more acurate description is C-R-A-Z-Y!

(a lot of picture hor)



we started off with having dinner at chomp chomp... i rode my "horse" all the way down to pick our "princess susan" from raffles place. and everything went on normally...we arrived first, hazel being late (which is normal for her), susan couldn't catch our jokes, and food was pretty good. all these are normal.

then..

comes the crazy part.

at k-ster, princess susan turned devil


made bernard strip for her...


plucked bernard's ka mo...


beat him up...


scratched bernard... and left a deep impression on him. (pun intended)


roger and i could only watch in horror and stare as all these happened consecutively.


and when evil princess (susan) and trusty sidekick (hazel) were celebrating their victory...


roger and i sprang from behind them and did a surprise attack on them.


and we sang really terrible songs for them to hear.


and we sort of founded a new band. namely S.H.E, which coincidentally stands for Susan, Hazel, Erxindabian.


while susan and hazel were singing,


the 3 mouseketeers grew really bored.


something exciting is going on outside..


bernard got raped by an ah kua and we were enjoying the show...


i wouldn't wanna stop watching as more ah kuas joined in the "fun" outside..


while waiting for bernard to return, we started playing with the camera.


gobsmacked!


roger winking, hazel cranky, me deranged.


amd when bernard's back, we loved him too much to let him go again.


and we had fun with hazel's head...


and bunny tooth...


unforgetably, the class photo.

I told you that i hated the rain...especially when i am on my way to work...

the rain killed my precious...

my HP is forever gone..

here is how the story goes. it has 2 parts actually.

PART 1

Last friday, at 9am, it started raining...it was a shower. but however, the rain stopped after like 10mins. so i hurriedly packed my bag and rushed down to my bike.

when i was downstairs, i started my bike, put on my helmet and moved off from my parking lot.

when i just rode out of the parking lot, it started raining cats and dogs this time round...the rain is like bloody heavy lah.

bo bian!!

going to be late for work liao..so i juz whipped out my ever ready raincoat, and put it on. i only put on the top because i felt that the rain would stopped soon, or i would ride out the rain clouds. the bottom, i was wearing my jeans, with my hp in the pocket.

and then, my jeans was getting wet real fast and i felt that my raincoat would be safer to keep my hp...so i juz open the pocket of my raincoat and kept it in there.

i juz rode normally to work and when i reached my workplace's carpark, i was as wet as a wet pussy totally drenched.

that is when i found out that my raincoat is not fully waterproof...especially in the pockets...there goes my phone. flickering funny lights, screen cannot be on....it is dying.

PART 2

then i was off on sunday, i decided to try to bring the phone down to motorola service center to repair. since my warrenty has expired, and i have no money to repair my phone, i decided to be a gan dao guy. i pretended to be a motorola promoter. haha...smart rite??

i came up with a story that a customer dropped my demo phone and that it can't be "on-ed" anymore.

but it didn't work. haha...so i told them to evaluate the phone for me, which will cost me $25 and i use the recipt to claim from my company. so they did it. awhile later, motoservice called me up and told me my phone is beyond repair as the motherboard has been badly corroded. DAMN...but if want to repair also can...but will cost me a further $600+.

SIAO...

I rather buy a new phone with that money and it would even be cheaper.

sooooooo...

now i m thinking, should i go and collect back my phone and pay $25 and get a useless phone back and also feel that i have integrity.... OR..... should i just not have integrity and leave a useless phone with them and not pay $25??

somehow, my heart tells me to go for the latter choice, and have an exception for not having integrity this time round.

but i still am a man of integrity...haha...it is juz an E-X-C-E-P-T-I-O-N.

for old times sake, this is for you my precious..

Today is my off day. Spent like 100 bucks on shopping. well, i bought 2 things that i will need, so, to me, it is worth it.

1 of the stuff that i bought is from new urban male. it is the first time i purchase anything from there and i quite like the stuff there (no pun intended).


a new pair of sandals for his hairy legs

it has been some time since i wore sandals. sandals meaning that there is a strap behind the ankle. so i decided that i shall be a good student and not break any rules as NTU requires students to wear sandals with strap.


they even had a nicely shaped paper bag for the sandals.

some say that guys who are slanted more to the "feminine" side are very meticulous and an eye for attention. i guess this is true in this case. Thanks new urban male for the service (no pun intended again).

Avis was with me today while i did the shopping. we went to watch pirates of the carribean, dead man's chest. it was a good show but sometimes it is really draggy. worth it to buy pirated dvd to watch. haha.... no spoilers here, no worries.


Act sei with avis new shades.


trying to look smaller than usual. haha



27 days to ORD!!!

my long seperated PINK IC.. in less than a mth, i can see you again finally!

Don't you just hate it when you are about to go to work and it rains?

It is not that i don't like the rain....it is just that it is simply annoying that the weather's timing is just right...or rather wrong. because i am about to go to work and it is raining.

Making things worse is that i have to ride my bike to work.. YES...in the rain.

Nice...(sarcastic tone)!!

I kinda miss my blog after "abandoning" it for some time. well, i had plans to revive it afterall. Told you guys so.

This is the new laptop that i bought...


Acer Aspire 5562

some of my friends told me that acer no good, dun go and buy. however, i wanna honestly declare that i did not buy on impulse. i aim this laptop for like a few months, ask around for opinion (most of which did not help much) and check prices and promotions before settling for it at last.

Thanks mum and dad for the laptop!

I also went to Republic of Singapore Yatch Club.



Had outdoors bbq there. Felt like a royal when i was there. it is an invitation only event. first time i eat bbq dun need me to bbq on my own. and i eat there no need to pay money. all bao-ed by my dad's friend who is a member there.


cooking up a storm

Best of all is the scenery there. the sunset, the sea, the rythme of waves, and the pendulic swing of the mast of the boats, it simply is wonderful.





Hope to go there once more.

And yah, i am working now.

At Bugis Junction B1, just outside food junction food court. I will be selling sunglasses. Do come down and support me. We have got discounts of 20-40% for the shades. You want branded ones also have. come take a look.

Sorry for my little sales pitch. hee...but also support lah!!

But yesterday damn siong when i was working. 13 hrs straight shift k!! no lunch or dinner break. erm...to be more exact, i did had my lunch and dinner, but no lunch or dinner break for like 30 mins or 1 hr. Understand? No? Then you are too stupid! haha. (Susan, i am not toking about you! *Those who dunno susan can ignore this part.)

Then got one customer praise me leh...i fly dunno how high, somemore SHE is one who used to work in the optical industry. first day of work got praise liao. have to work hard liao...

adieu, going for work le.

Woo Hoo!!!

I am back!!!

I have revived from the "dead".

Watch this space!!