Strange Curses

I wonder if i can sleep tonight...

So many things are on my mind right now...

Tomorrow morning i got my Traffic Police Test. Its fucking tough, since my secondary school days, i have nv been worried about any Exams, least say a Test. Not even my 'O' Levels can bog me down mentally.

I guess why i am affected is because the TP test is widely known to be "a test where my ling chang biao xian is not only important, my Testers' mood is also important, my luck is also important, timing is also important, road conditions also important, vehicles around me also important." See, so many important things to worry about. There is a myth saying if vehicles around you horn at you...it is an immediate failure... dunno if it is true? There are just some fuckers on the road nv horn will die one.. hopefully i dun meet any of them even if the myth is not true.

then there is the bike problem..i cannot find a cheap bike for transportation. if i buy my first choice bike (yamaha X1), i will have to cough out at least $1000. damn jialat loh..and monthly have to pay instalment $150. with my meagre SAF allowance of $400 a month, how to survive?

can some kind souls be my "genuine" sugar mummy WILLINGLY? my current 2 sugar mummies always complaint that i, the toy-boy, very ma fan, spend alot of their money, nv put in effort to pei them, will only find them during their pay day....

haha....but i nv intended to do all those..

they claimed that they always spend money on me....which is not very true... they treated me at lau pa sat once, ordered alot of sushi which cannot finish and i help them finish it call always spend money, then i got nothing to say. haha

they claimed that i bo sim to pei them... which is not true at all... coz when i wu sim, they not free, when i not free, they free... tell me how....??

they claimed that i like to find them during their pay day...which is true...but it is all a coincidence. i swear to god that it is all unintentional... hahaha...

i noe you all will believe me!

my bank is dwindling...it has been dwindling ever since i enlisted...and it will continue to dwindle if i am still enlisted. No fucking soul can survive this drought of 2 years. its time to raise our allowance Mr. Prime Minister, Mr. President. your one word can enable all the poor poor poor NSFs to have an easier life... singapore is having an economic increase... why our allowance nv increase?

Sigh...actually i dunno what i am ranting about. sorry ah, this post is very unorganised and very pointless... whatever i think of, i just type.

there had been a pretty big hoo-ha on the blogging scene about Mindef restricting us to blog about the SAF...

But..but...but...horrr...

WHICH FUCKER WHO WENT THROUGH MIN 2 YEARS OF NS WON'T TALK ABOUT NS?

its one of the most common topic among the guys excluding soccer and girls

its one of the most easy to remember topic for guys to talk about as they have experience it first hand

its one of the most fucked up enjoyable experience a guy can have in his lifetime

its one of the most enriching or unenriching time a guy will spend his 2 years depending on how he sees it.

its one of those times when you go in as a bad character and comes out even worse...

its one of those times when you do clever things and get punished and stupid things, unpunished

its one of those times when you feel that you are being treated unfairly and have to swallow your pride.

its one of those times when you hated the food and become the most well-fed.

SO HOW CAN ONE NOT TALK ABOUT NS?

but things have been clarified...thanks to Mr. Miyagi. he recently got some butter from mindef because he posted pictures of his reservist in Australia. he was asked to remove all posting and pictures of the SAF but after clarifying, he was allowed to post it back up... wat is not allowed are the classified stores/documents/personal infomation or the interior of vehicles and buildings. scared enermy bomb mah!

but one thing still remain unchanged...although they have allowed people to blog about SAF, they still dun allow guys like me to blog within the SAF...they bloody hell blocked access to blogger..and dun let us sign in..

using blogger security breech meh??

so fed up...people like me stay in nothing at night to do blog also cannot!! fucked up...nvm...in 8 and 1/2 mths to ORD...

so this is to you...SAF!!


UP YOURS BABY!!

All my free time now is spent this online game called Maple Story!. its not a particular new game but its characters are damn cute loh...and it is hell addictive!!



and this is my cute little character...


he is a mage! still in his low levels...but one day, he is gonna be a legend!!


look, even the enermies are damn cute loh...got pig...and mushroom!!

oh yah, i have also gone back to support friendster..

i tiu chu jiang hu for about 2 years liao during the time when friendster suck and lagged worse than a slow loris..

do add me ok...can find my profile at kennyhh@hotmail.com

i m gonna continue maple-ing man!

When people ask me how i spend my long weekend, i would actually tell them i went shopping; window shopping for me that is.

technically, i went window shopping...but i bought a book. i will come to that later.

for the whole week, this is almost what i did ONLY. Serene pulled me to orchard after we went sentosa on the previous sunday, pin bugged me to go with her on tuesday...and was gladly joined in by serene later (shakes head), sat went to meet the gang at orchard for dinner...but pin and serene ended up shopping again... on last sunday, went with mum and cousin to orchard...yes u guessed it...SHOPPING!!!!!

that is like 4 days of walking..i mean shopping in orchard out of 8 days of rest (if you still consider me resting).

and looking at serene and pin spend or should i say splurge, in one day the same allowance i get in one month, no wonder MM Lee Kwan Yew is saying that S'pore is now facing a 4% economic increase for this year...i is highly possible to achieve 5%.....that's bullshit i say! with ladies spending money like this... i say it is bloody possible to achieve 10% easily...dun be modest MM, be proud of our girls man!

So in aid of the guys, ahem, like me, who very generously, graciously and gentlemanly, go shopping with the girls, i have devised this

Just this week, The Straits Times' Urban had an article about Digital Imaging, also known as DI in short.

it is said that DI can make u look slimmer, better, prettier, beefier, etc. in one word, P-E-R-F-E-C-T.

But there is also a funny side to DI...

this fat bloke kinda got screwed by DI...


I am sorry fat bloke... i gotta post this up..its H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S!!


"i m not fat, its juz my thyroid"


legolas ate a little too much last nite


"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"


Office politics


footballers know their weaknesses...they only have 2 of those.


spidey wears a wig..


i bet he can't see his toes with his face so big.


this is cute!!


leonado da vinci will be laughing to his death once more if he sees this.


surgery gone wrong back in Bangkok...

i posted so many pics of me online...if any bloke were to photoshop me... my reputation gonna crash and burn.... AAAARRRRHHHHHHH... its my KARMA...

Haha...yeah i'm back after a two weeks break. i kinda lost my inspiration to blog after i put up that witchy picture on my previous post. haha....no pun intended, and i dun feel as grumpy as charmain. its juz like i m lazy to do anything to my blog and my keyboard at home is a little spoilt, PC in camp is very slow, busy with work, entertainment, and birthday surprises for these 2 weeks. yah... excuses they are... but they are all valid excuses.

first and foremost, i passed my practical 8 and booked my TP test on the 29 Nov. Told u guys i m capable... the previous few times were juz th road conditions....and the screwed up indian instructor. wish me luck for my TP test. and roger...dun worry, u can come near ssdc on 29 Nov and u can see how well i will perform. and for your info, if i m going to have an accident, i will try to avoid banging into u at all cost. i dun want shit to splatter all over the place and have to ask cleaners to clean up after the accident. haha. oh no.. i m not saying u are so full of shit..its juz..forget it..you are full of shit that i might scare the shit out of you. haha

and yah...thanks to indians and malays that we have such a long holiday....its a super long week man... happy deeparaya to all the indians and malays...

My gang of posers also celebrated Ailing's 21 burffday. We actually planned everything out to give her a double whammy surprise(s).

1st whammy...

Ailing didn't noe how to celebrate her burffday...so she asked roger to think of something about 3 weeks before her burffday. Roger had the idea to give her a surprise at her doorstep...at the stroke of midnight. How sweet is that! and we actually fine tuned the plan.

PLAN -
All to meet at CCK MRT Station at 11pm on the 24 Oct.. Serene is the buy the cake... Surprise her at her doorstep at midnight and Huifen to call her from Aussie to sing her a birthday song.

Problem is that on the actual day, she might not be home and out with her close friends. so roger had the tough task of coordinating with one of Ailing's friend (Meihua) to bring Ailing home by 12am.

EXECUTION OF PLAN -
baoling, alex, roger, john, serene and me meet up at CCK MRT at about 11pm. Serene got the cake, i got the lighter, but we are short of serviettes. There was a change of plans as Ailing is actually outside with one of her male friend who is driving around. So roger had to call meihua, meihua had to call ailing's male friend and tell him about the plan to surprise the burffday gal. His job is to delay time, until about 12 am then send her to her void deck and we give her a surprise! SIMPLE...but not quite.

that part went pretty smoothly....we even told her that john and baoling got to work the next day, i got to go back camp and that we can't celebrate her bday for her to up the surprise factor. we got the serviettes from a nearby Cheers store, and took a detour and "flank" around her block as we dun want to be spotted by her as we do not even noe where the hell she is... we are damn worried that she is in the car, and her friend is driving her around the block and she spot us walking around her area. haha...that will blow the surprise right away. we waited at the block across hers until about 11.45pm.

We receive a phone call from meihua saying ailing is in the car... and she is spying from the 2nd level. the car had juz driven into the parking lot. then we quickly crossed the road...and go under her block. as we reached the block, we saw meihua...as she had already abandoned her spying post, we had totally no idea where ailing is.... just like below...little did we noe that ailing is already heading towards the area.


1. Alex
2. John
3. Serene
4. Baoling
5. Me
6. Roger
7. Meihua's BF
8. Meihua
9. Ailing's Driver
10. Ailing

we were like asking each other what we should do now when suddenly, someone said "HIDE!! QUICK...she's here" all of us juz scattered around the pillars..


haha..this is as how i remembered what happened.

and ailing actually suspected that some pple is playing hide and seek at that ghostly hour when she saw part of meihua's head. HAHA... while we are hiding, i can hear serene and baoling giggling away... then all of us sprang up and shouted SURPRISE!!!!

the look on ailing's face is still full of question marks...haha...she still do not noe wat is happening.. for the moment, she dun even regconise all of us. haha.

we sang her the birthday song, cut up the cake, got a visit from the police, and took some pics. after that, we went up to ailing's place to steal something for her 2nd Whammy.

2nd Whammy

We actually booked a room at Gallery Hotel for us and ailing to celebrate her birthday on the 25 Oct. She doesn't noe about this..and she still thinks that i m in camp, baoling and john is working and only roger is celebrating her birthday with her and is taking her to a restaurant to eat.

Baoling, Alex, John, Serene, Roger, Gen, Bernard and me meet up at clark quay to check in at gallery hotel at mohd sultan road there. it was about 1pm when we checked in.. Roger is meeting ailing at 3pm at dbl O there.

when in the room, the 8 of us kept everything spick and span...hide out belongings, shoes and her presents. Roger and Gen then when to pick ailing up, blindfold her at dbl O and let her friend drive them to Gallery Hotel. While they are at that, the rest of us just relax, and wait for roger's SMS. it would have meant that they are coming up and we will go hide.


this is how we hid ourselves and the presents.

when ailing came up to the hotel room, she removed her blindfold and was pleasantly surprised. we could actually hear what she is saying..haha..roger then told her that they have hiden her presents around the room and she has to find them. then she when over to john's hideout and opened the curtains.. john SPRANG out and shouted "BOO" right at her face..haha...she was scared alright! then she manage to find baoling and alex at the other curtain. She really took her own sweet time to find her pressies and bernard, me and serene were being suffocated in the cupboard. it took her about 5 mins later before she came over to open the cupboard.. that bastard!! haha and when she opened it...the 3 of us jumped out and "SURPRISE"... hahaha

she proceed to find her 3 presents and practically turned the whole room upside down... after photowhoring with her presents, she went to smoke in the toilet.

that is when the part 2 of the day came... last nite, during the surprise at her place, we stole some of her clothes and undergarments. to be exact, we got her shorts, t-shirt, panties, and a bra.

john took her panties and stuff it into his pocket, roger took her shorts and wore it over his jeans... whah ahahaha...that was damn funny LOH.. as for me, i took her bra and wear it. bernard then took 2 plastic bags and stuff it in to make it look fuller... haha

roger and i laid down on the beds and cover ourselves with the quilt. when ailing came out, we asked her to stay over for the night...and she say she can't because she got no clothes...so we ask her to pull of our blankets. she then found her shorts and bra worn by roger and me. haha..it was hilarious and fun... i had sore throat from all the laughing and i can't seem to get rid of the flam in my throat. haha

i will post the pics once i have them.

Last Sat, i went to Mandy's wedding dinner..

ManMan, so happy for u. May u have a blissful marraige.. and the dinner was great.. when your baby is born... i want to be his/her god-uncle.

Boyboy had a small operation to remove a lump from his ears. poor thing... this is how he looks now...


gotta put a brace to prevent him from scratching his ears...poor boy. he is recovering well though

I am going to Club MOMO this wed, 2 Nov.
its ladies nite.. and free entry before 10pm.
be there or be square. all are welcomed!