Strange Curses

Met up with serene last nite.

we went to Manhattan Fish Market at PS for a mouthwatering dinner...

ordered the seafood platter for 2....kaoz...it was a killer.

it was simply delicious....very much like the fish and co. ones...but i recon this is so much better.

fish and co....feels abit....old-fashioned. MFM is more IN now.

one thing bugs me....they used MFM as their short form. it sounds very porn to me....a threesome.

wah hahhaha....

nvm.

too bad i had a bad stomach.....if not i would have finished the whole platter myself.

and yah...thanks serene for the treat....opps...i am not suppose to say that here. hahhaa

then we went to watch 200 pounds beauty at the cathay. all the rave and everything about the movie.


i always feel wrong looking at their logo....looks like a breast to me, with nipple somemore.

everyone who watched it gave thumbs up.

but it's a nice show lah. a little bit touching. the show....!! not me and serene "touching"

but i think that the main leads are very good looking.... worth the money just to look at the main actress for 1 hr plus.

after that we went to sentosa at 12 midnite to have a walk.

and we did silly things.

wanted to climb into the "song of the sea attraction"


all because of her....she stopped me...so not adventurous one.




but she herself squeezed in through the bars and pretended that she is caught red handed.

fact is that u are small in some areas...hahahaha....opps.

whereas i tried....and i failed....some parts of me got stucked....shall not elaborate where...


we also passed by cafe del mar


i like their lightings at nite....

and in front of cafe del mar, there's and islet with a floating platform connecting to it.

me and serene crossed it...

i had an urge to push her down....haha...but i thought abt how terribily i will die if she survives....i decided against it. hahhaa...evil kenny!!

and when we reached the islet, we saw a few heads bobbing in the water.... it wasn't ghost story part 3 lah...but then i think..... is 3 ang mos skinny dipping...got 2 guys and 1 girl....just nice...MFM. hahaha but it was too dark to see anything there....and we headed back to shore.

enjoyable nite out...it's been so long since i really wind down and relax.

but when serene took over my wheels....it's all back to square one... hahhahaa

just kidding bitch...hee....dun hit me...

catching this ghost is freaking not easy man...

all my money is still where it was. 60 bucks is still 60 bucks...not less, not more.

so i came up with a few not so brilliant ideas.....

1) take down the serial no. of the notes that i have as bait for the ghost. just in case the ghost say it's her's.

2) check her belongings...esp. her purse and cupboard.... i haben done it....coz i dun like to invade privacy.

3) wait for my parents to come back... then take action...

4) dun go to work and watch her every move....

5) when she goes out of house....i follow her... like a PI like that. call me detective K. Han.

6) install a camera at home...or use my web cam....or my spy cam?

7) just leave her alone...

HOW???

actually...i am really clueless to how to solve this problem except to eradicate the cause of the problem.

i am like leaving her alone for now lah...

actually after thinking for these 2 days...i realised how difficult it is to catch her red handed.

firstly....i got my own life to live man...i can't be there 24/7 to watch her.

secondly, she stole money...and money is too common....not like jewelleries. but then if she stole jewelleries i would have really gave her a hard time man...

thirdly...i believe she would have spent all the money already. she has gotten a hp, a discman, batteries for her discman, and a pre-paid card.

fourth, she is lying low now... money dangled right in front of her, she won't bite.

wat i am more worried now...is that there is a mastermind, telling her to do all these shit.

千防万防，家贼难防。 it's so damn true.

for those of you who have maids....do check on them once in a while...to ensure that "the dog that you feed won't bite you back."

My house is "huanted"!!

Fuck...

And i am on a ghost hunt now...

The ghost have been with us for a year liao...

and i nv really talk to her...

Fuck...

How i noe my house got ghost??....cause...

My father lost money....

the big "pig" which he save his money... got lots of notes

$50, $10, $5, and a few $2....and alot of coins.

in the end when he broke his "pig"....got alot of coins...and 1 $2 note only...

Fuck You Ghost.

My mum dun really save up...she put all her money in bank.

So ghost nv ka jiao her.

My Sis got one "dog"

the "dog" got some random coins...

then open up, my sis got scared....

got only 1 $1 coin and many 20c and 10c and 5c coins....

Fuck the ghost...

My bro got one "bottle"

Bottle inside also got random coins...

but when he open up....he scared till he shit in his pants...

only left 10c and 20c coins...

I got one "coconut"

"coconut" is inside my drawer.

Inside the "coconut" got a few notes and got many random coins....

when i open to check...

i got scared till i scream out NABEH...

notes untouched..but all my $1 and 50c coins all gone....

There can be only one reason....

got Ghost steal money!!!!

and at home got 7 people....and 1 dog....

dog....

unlikely...he likes food...not money...

ah ma....

unlikely....coz she like ice cream and anything which she cannot eat due to her asthma...not money... and she not so "smart" to steal from everyone.

MAID....

biggest suspect....just got new handphone...say is friend lend one.... always go buy food for very long although kopitiam is less than 10 mins walk. been acting strange lately...and mum say she got lots of $1 and 50c coins which she saw.

Nabeh...

haizzz....now i trying to think of ways to catch this "ghost". got ghost movie call "the maid" rite? now it's gonna be series 2.

now my parents are going on holiday...become my responsibility to take care of the house.

i left some money in my "coconut"...dunno if the ghost will take anot.

anyone got brilliant idea to help catch this ghost? call me up. thanks.

You know....kenny does have a tail....

it's not that long a tail....i recon it's pretty short.

but it's just what some say....a dog who barks doesn't bites....

a short tail...is not an easy one to step on...but once you step on my tail... you are in big time...

my tail...if you haven't noticed already... refers to my temper...

so watch it...

if ever one day...any of my friends do not see eye to eye with me... it's always better to approach me and we discuss the problem.

i always believe everyone makes mistakes....even for myself...i am not always right, i know.

i am a professional individual and so i will be open for constructive criticism....

i dun usually bear grudges against anyone because i believe in there will be no forever foes and also there will be no forever friends...

i treasure everyone...and i trust people very easily. maybe too easily.

i can be angry for one moment but leave me sometime to cool down... and i will forget abt it...life is not good...we should drop the burdens and carry only the good stuff along with us. that's how i stay happy.

i have learnt many things these few months...

in loving someone...."sometimes love just ain't enough"

in working with someone...."harmony is not born...it's created"

in career... "if your boss dun like you, you are dead"

in life... "life is not good at all"

in money... "cash is king, having more of it is always better"

kinda philosophical....but yet logical.

kinda ranting away today... not focusing on specific topics...

kinda feel like talking to someone on the fone now....anyone who can lend a listening ear.

looking forward to mid of may now. it will be my confirmation date to my role at ben and jerry's.

will give a treat after i am confirmed to my friends...

dun expect a big one. a simple gathering would be suffice i think.

This will be my 100th posting for my blog...another milestone since my blog had hit 10000 visitors.

so this post is definitely special and it's for a special someone in my life. my brother Joshua.....oei...happy bday to you hor...live longer ah...hahaa

And so...we always have some stupid idea on how to celebrate birthdays or to have fun for the whole day.

And so...we decided on fishing....

And so...we managed to find a bumboat and a bummer...

And so...out to sea we GO....!!


when i saw wat frost was trying to do to me....i told her about the movies jaws, titanic, poseidon and many more...she said sorry to me soon after...


xiao hei: I want to catch 2 catfish today!

haha....it's funny why everytime we go fishing, xiaohei will always kenah all the lousy fish....like catfish...some stupid slimy sea creatures....those that cannot eat one...

so everytime we go fishing, we will jibe him about catfishes... haha....


xiaohei...this is for you!! 2 bloody big catfish from underwaterworld. HAHAHA


our barang for the trip....


and the weather is damn bloody good...and HOT!


our first stop is at a kelong near P.Ubin...

we are buying live prawns...


simple life on the kelong...

it's been awhile since i last stepped onto a kelong.

when i was young, i did live on a kelong before...

all i remember was that when i shit...it's "alfresco style"...

there is a hole in the toilet and when you shit...you will hear "plomp" and it drop straight into the sea. haha...and fishes will come and eat your shit....and you eat the fishes....so...that means....let you go imagine.

i advise....dun go canoeing near ubin....where all the kelong is...

you may just splash shit on your buddy....or vice versa if you are suay... hahaha


joshua engrossed with his rod. no pun intended...


casting out...that's my rod and it's long....no pun intended too...


er tong and joshua...waiting and waiting...

fishing is a sport only for the patient people... it is a skill... and you will need abit of luck.


total catch of the day - 7 fishes... not too bad... at least got 1/2 of underwaterworld size. haha and no catfish!


all of us are happy with the catches... xiao hei is the happiest... because he did not catch any cat fish... or rather...he did not catch any fish.... same as me...hahahaa

i think for me....it is more like no luck then no skill....

so josh....hope you enjoy yourself... and i noe you like the present i gave you... haha...

These few weeks were quite traumatising for me...

it's not because work is too heavy...

it's not because i got no money...

it's not because of some girls...

damn it...it's just that my name is tainted...my reputation is ka pui now...

pple are saying i am gay..!!! grrrr...

i walk down orchard road and can hear these

*cough cough* "gay" *continues to cough*

i shop in citylink mall near the New Urban Male shop, the sales man said to another..

"He's yummy!"

i go tanjong pagar...a pretty boy said this...

hey you handsome....wanna join us in the rainbow pub?? we are having a "funtime" in there.

even bernard's calling me gay on my tagboard.

i have also been getting unwanted attention from male customers.... they wink at me.....extra frenly to me and these are the more metrosexual group.

so now you noe how traumatised i was... and i wanna clear my name.

these pics shows the gayest pics that i have taken...and i still wanna clear my name..


it's called acting....and i am not gay...


we were high on mountain dew.....and liquor....and i am not gay..


this is bad....haha...bathing robes with roger in a hotel room....
let's just say....that i am curious of bathing robes...and how it feels like wearing one in a hotel room..and i am not gay...


i noe roger is my good fren but we are only cross dressing him to prepare for a skit...he is not gay....and i am not gay...


hard to explain this....but....er but...let's put it as photowhoring...and i am not gay...


fuck man..it's getting worse...john molested me...and i am not gay..


the bra is just to disturb ailing...it's her's...not mine....nothing else...!!!...and i am not gay...


my new urban male sandals....it's nice...that's why i buy it. not because of the salesman...and i am not gay...




NTU orientation....kenah sabo...and i am not gay...


bloody pink shit shirt....it's a costume for the DND..i rented it...i dun own it.. and i am not gay...


went sentosa with all guys...coz no girls are free...not cause we like each other....and i am not gay..


went sentosa 1 week later again with the same guys...cause the week before the sun was bad and din get a good tan....and i am not gay...

i do hope i am not falling deeper into the gay trap..

ps. i still ogle at pretty gals...


pss. i still read FHM mag....and have a whole collection of them.

it proves i am not gay. and i really am not..