Strange Curses

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Prince Charmings ...Pukes!!

hey...i guess the girls will like this post. (maybe the homosexuals and gays can also take a look)

handsome princes of the world.

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prince from luxembourg. nice dimples...go crazy gals and gays

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son of tony blair. those dunno tony blair, pls, go live with the bangala.

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prince william, son of prince charles and princess diana of UK. one of the most famous royalties. adored by many young chicks, teenage gals, middleaged mothers, grandmas and also gay communities.

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the most handsome prince in my point of view. prince of monaco. scream gals.



and lastly.....


never been missed before....


so "high profile" that paparazzis wont go near him....

*drum rolls*

PRINCE OF N.KOREA....CHEEEERRRRRSSSSS!....

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brewwwwwwhhhh....pukessssss.....ppppuuuuuuiiiiiiissssss....throw tomatoes, shoes, eggs, and bloody pads and tampons. need i say more? *all n.koreans pls cover face and walk away quietly.*

haha...later they drop atomic bomb on my camp. haha...
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Gahmen should legalize porn.

i think that with the casino, oops i mean IR, issue coming to an end, i feel that i should suggest to our gahmen to open up a new topic for discussion.

porn should be legalized!

haha...u might think it is lame but think again, it is almost the same as the casino issue comparing the similarities.

firstly, porn is a big business. everybody who uses the net will have at least once come across a porn site. some even go looking for pornsites only. if we explore into the unlimitless world of the internet, we could make money and contribute to the nation's economy. a casino also cheat, sorry i mean make, money and contribute to the nation's economy.

secondly, porn can create so many jobs for both males and females, young and old, shaved and hairy, tall or short. camera crew, sound, lighting, directors, IT managers, pornstar managers, production crew, publication, script writers and so many more specialised personnels are also needed. i estimate that it can create 35,001 jobs. casino also require specialised talents in dealers who can cheat without anyone knowing, security, bouncers, f & b, social escorts, lighting, sound, landscape and so many more. and they create 35,000 jobs. lesser than porn can.

thirdly, porn create social ills like casino do. they can make people addicted to them. why gahmen can have centres for gambling addicts then they dun wanna legalise porn and have centres for porn addicts.

fourthly, we can import new talent into the country. foreign pornstars, and also crewmen. so is the casino who need well trained crew from overseas to help run it.

after so many similarities, i will tell you why porn is better than casino.

porn will not break a family so easily. unlike casino, you will get tired if you watch too much porn. addicted yes, in like everyday you must see porn but everyday let you see also you will sian! but gambling, one can gamble like none stop till he drops dead on the roulette spinning wheel.

porn creates 1 more job than that of a casino which create 35000.

porn is an art and you pay a minimal amount for it. you spend money faster in gambling than your woman does.

porn is est. 50% of the internet traffic. casino, 3-5% of the IR.

porn can be watched at home, you need to travel, either by public or private transport to go casino hence damaging the environment through the emissions.

porn sometimes is free, casino, you pay $100 for entrance. haben gamble lose liao. bo hua.

porn can be educational to the young...above 12 below 21. teach them about the process of making babies. eh...casino, nothing. barred entry.

so...after providing so many examples of why porn is better than casino, and that our gahmen is allowing casino, hope they can also legalize porn.
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Monday, April 25, 2005

i have been Browned..by Dan Brown

i have been reading Dan Brown - Da Vinci Code. i know i know, abit W-O-L-S lah... bloody interesting book. if you haven't read it, start reading it NOW. the intridging elements and mysteries in the book kept me glued. actually it is a very chim book. i m thinking of buying the illustrated one with lots of pictures but it is expensive. $50 bucks leh.

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this is the non illustrated version. GO BUY!! BORROW!! STEAL...I DUN CARE. JUZ READ IT!

another thing that can keep me glued is my xbox and the game need for speed underground 2 (nfsu2). and this is my ride now. mitsubitshi 3000GT.

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woo hoo...my baby.. but my virtual one is more "ah beng" with neon lights and super sound systems in my trunk. haha.... vrroooommm...

there is also another thing that can keep me glued...to the tv set... is her. no 1 prankster in taiwan...possibly in the world.

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ru hua... my fav prankster.

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err..i guess this is the ang mo version of ru hua.

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ru hua is even giving him a run for his money. bean...you are lou wu le ("old school").

actually there isn't a focal point for my post today. i m juz trying to dump all the shit in my brain into this post. but here's something that might interest you.

coke had this poster advertisement in the 1980s.

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it was done on purpose my the artist for this poster and was meant as a joke. no one noticed it until a passerby saw it. the artist got sacked and sued. i guess he was a tad too horny.

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disney almost screwed little mermaid up. literally. but they found out before they actually launch this dvd cover. they managed to hide the dick on the launched cover.

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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Casino Rox, Coach Carter Rox, Gals Rox, I ROX

Yeah, back to blogging after about 1 week of meeting with the gahmen on whether the open casinoes anot...chay...actually no lah, been playing xbox in my free time. need for speed underground 2 is HOT! so is the topic for s'pore to have a casino. i dunno what you guys think about opening a casino. some say casiNO, while i say casiYES. this debate forever will never end. well, we can't have the best of both worlds though, having casinoes which will give us "big banks" and yet have no social ills. but for those who actually belongs to the casiNO side, juz an idea for you which the gahmen dare not say; if you never try, you will never know whether a casino will work out.

my opinion is that it will actually be damn good for singapore. in 4 years time, i plan to help out in one of the IR (integrated resort). well, go read more newspapers and be swayed by the gahmen to the casiYES side. i believe religious groups are strongly against casinoes but FUCK THEM when they have so many own problems to deal with like those extreme muslims who fucking like to bomb everyone, christians having deal with Satan himself and to preach to the whole fucking world, and so on, why bother about this kind of social ills that weren't there yet. maybe, juz maybe, these people have better foresight than i have for s'pore...chayyy... haha...

as s'poreans, we should support the gahmen like we support EPL soccer. and speaking of that, Man U lost again last night....BLOODY HELL. they should go watch coach carter (touch on that later) and get some inspiration on winning instead of going to niteclubs and drink like fuck. but nonetheless, i still support Man U. Luveee you guys...

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more pics of ladees for you.

Coach Carter

CC is a movie which i watched recently with roger and tanvi... met up with them last sat to catch up and watch a movie.

snipplets of CC

Average is just not good enough. Period.

This philosophy is one that is followed by the very real Coach Ken Carter, who oversees the direction of Richmond High School's basketball program in Calfornia. In 1999, Carter found himself in the center of controversy when he locked out his entire Varsity basketball team (including his own son) in order to motivate and push them to improve their grades.

Not only did the coach close the gym, but he also banned any and all basketball-related activities. He was even prepared to cancel his entire season after 15 of his 45 players failed to live up to the classroom standards they agreed to in a contract they had signed earlier in the semester. His approach worked for at least one of the kids: his son Damien made the honor roll from that time until his graduation, and was accepted to West Point Academy.

i rate it 4/5 stars. i kinda like this kind of movies. inspires me to view life from a different way.

and meeting up with roger, tanvi and graa-cie sure brightens my week up. here's some pics.

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grace with her cuz lydia. they love to smile for the camera. colgate is good for your teeth is their msg.

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tanvi uses darlie. hei ren ya gao...for hei ren...

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mingren tucking into his mudpie. looks damn yummy but sounds damn gross.

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urm...tanvi, wat u doing? we know darlie is good for our teeth thank you.

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thats me, darlie, and roger trying to be retarded.


been reading some blogs. one rather interesting blog is claris'.

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this is her. potent mixture of looks and brains.

i linked her to my blog liao. can go take a look. *pic taken from claris' site*

have you ever seen cows sprouting out everywhere like crazy? along expressways, empty plots of land, along roads? if you haven't, continue your caveman life. and now, they are actually putting up 200 cows for auction for charity. haha... know why?

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coz the cows have been fucking and multiplying.

thats why they need to be sold off. haha.

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this is a bonus for all of you.

ciaoz..gotta go...
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Thursday, April 14, 2005

Nostalgic Times

do you have times when you were browsing pictures, or looking at gifts and started drifted back into the past and smiling to yourself? well i had this kinda experience. yesterday, i was browsing through my pics in my comp and saw some pictures that was taken with 5+1 gang. this group consist of the chio bus and the yandaos of TP.

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me,ailing,roger,john,baoling,huifen

this is the 5+1 gang. looking at this photo really brings back good memories when i was in TP. look at john, trying to act nerdy and yet handsome at the same time. haha...super ON sia even when the bus-stop was juz in front of us. i miss him and his lame jokes and his chee hongness. haha. this is not the worst, we had one presentation where we actually step out of our comfort zone and do a skit. here's our "costume".

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sorry roger, i have to post this...this is tooooo FUNNY!! wah hahaha.. cross dressing in our "study room".

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roger and ailing the hip hopster...haha...that jersey was actually roger's. haha.. roger got cleavage....and his super high dress...sexy.

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end of our "singapore tour" presentation. John the I LOVE S'PORE nerd, ailing the hipster, roger the bar poh, and me the ah dai. hahaha miss those times....

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went KTV for post exams celebration. this pose is actually for the sake of ailing who is afraid her double chin will show. no choice but to follow... haha...

5+1 is no longer 5+1...is 3+2+1...3 are overseas studying, 2 in NS *sobs*, 1 working. hopefully when all are back in singapore, we will become the 6 gang.

some other pics which i will show you involves my poly life and my classmate.

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this was when we were in year 1...can't remember when also...haha...john's hair looked like glued on one.. haha... i like to call this the 4 chai and 3 yandao pic. the other 2 are invisibily blue. oopss.. haha..

i remember vividly the night we went night cycling. we cycled from pasir ris park with our rented bikes to changi village to the back of changi airport to changi beach to expo....

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that's us taking a rest at expo....see that double person bike behind ailing, that was our bike. Ours = me and baoling = baoling dunno how to cycle = me cycle with baoling laughing happily behind = i die. haha.... look how shag i am.

....then we cycle to tampines and to tampines central...and we can take it anymore so we rested again at cheers at tampines mrt...

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i think i look kinda like a butch eyeing on baoling's big boobies...haha.. then again, no lah...i am not that wolfie k!!

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and back to pasir ris park...all of us were too shagged out to actually do anything but to sit and sleep. only roger and baoling still have the energy to go see sunrise. haha... baoling i noe why you not tired liao...ccccoooozzzzzz we are sharing BIKE! damn... haha

our very last chalet together before all of us go pursue our individual goals. the chalet is at NSRCC at tenah merah. we have grown from strangers to close friends. class of HO2, this part is for you (that is if you all have the chance to see).

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i think this was after mahjong session in the middle of the nite. haha...all look very seh.

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this pic was taken before all of us are about to go early in the morning. the prick ailing was holding is REAL... BEWARE of it girls. haha i look like nun sia.

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this is the classic one.. haha...

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this is the most recent one with char, carol, serene, bernerd (blurnerd), and roger. roger is botak because he is still in tekong and i am not. haha..carol...careful of you cleavage. haha.

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carol smart now...using a "world peace" sign to cover your cleavage. haha...

that's all for this series... miss you guys.... to my classmates of H02: Ailing, baoling, huifen, roger, john, elly, anna, june, carol, charmaine, tanvi, supin, jingwen, hope to see you soon. to others not named, you will always be in my memory.
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U gotta see this

my campmates and i were having fun today. naim who has a button fallen off from his shirt keep irritating us with his big tummy. making his tummy smile... so me and juraimie decided to draw a face on it.

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a happy face...wah hahahaHAHA

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a sad face...but still funny

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bunny face...

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smirking face...

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smoking...a pen...haha..no one is willing to come out with a cigerette so bo bian...

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big round face...hahah...

that's all folks... and here comes your daily dose of chio bu.

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thank you god for sending the angels who know how to use the internet to earth. aleiluya amen.
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Monday, April 11, 2005

Darn ulcer

feeling rather fustrated today. nv imagined an ulcer could be so painful. actually it was not AN ulcer but 2 ulcers combined together under my tongue. fucking ulcers. i guess they were really fucking, if not why would the join together. CHEESY heh heh...

ever wondered what causes mouth ulcers? not STD (herpes) k...which is a common misconception. herpes causes other kinds of ulcers "elsewhere". haha... The immediate cause of mouth ulcers is unknown, but factors that appear to provoke them include stress, damage from rough teeth, and deficiencies in vitamin b12 and folic acid (go check it out yourself).

Mouth ulcers normally heal without treatment within seven to ten days. The symptoms can be alleviated by medicines such as mouthwashes, pastilles and pain-relieving gels, which are available in drugstores. unless you have a fucking big ulcer as big as my mouth, you can take steriods, which is not very common. Good oral hygiene and avoidance of spicy foods can help to reduce the pain. Rinsing your mouth with a mix of teaspoon of salt disolved in 250ml of water before brushing your teeth acts as a mild antibiotic and can speed up the time taken for the mouth ulcer to heal as well as reducing pain in the short term. Not PUT SALT OK? bloody hell friends wanna KILL ME. advise me to put salt!! not you all pain leh.. is ME. haha you all ulcer i help you all put salt.

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haha...saw this bloody cute photo from somewhere. hamster poor thing. look at that face. must be from BMT obese batch one. so fat and round. it wasn't me who took this pic k.. i noe what all of you are thinking.

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desperate men, this is for you courtesy of Kenny the handsome. this one got so many more pretty gals. most of them my type one. *giggles*

if you are wondering which soccer team is the most valuable in the world, heres the list.

1. Manchester United (my fav)
2. Real Madrid
3. AC Milan

i am listing only 3. Chelsea is at 8. too bad... still a long way from 1st spot. What's my point here? my point is to all connected to chelsea be it their fans or whoever, man utd might be losing but we are still the most superior in terms of soccer business. Man Utd rulez.

that's all man... pretty short. see ya.
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Saturday, April 09, 2005

Great Dinner, Fun and Laughter

i am back to blogosphere again. and for the sake of not letting everyone suffer everytime they visit my blog, i will blog. i know everytime you visit my blog, 'rabbit' face will appear. and that face either make you wanna puke or throw your monitor down from your window. he is more scary than samara.

yesterday took half day leave to attend TP annual dinner and dance. spent some money on a bottom, cab fare and more cab fare. but all is worth it. i was invited to cut the super long cake alongside previous presidents of TPSU to commemorate TP's 15 anniversary. the earliest president dates back to 1996. that was 10yrs back. and i am still like in sec 1.

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this is the super long cake.

i haven't been to a TP event after i graduated. attending this event brings back many happy memories and a chance to see many of my juniors. CONGRATULATION ON GRADUATING. it was always a custom for TP events to be happening. this one nonetheless. i felt a little out of place buts the performances and food just keep me busy.

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yummy food. my fav at dinners.

i took alot of picture but all of them were too pixelated. i m not posting most of them up. if you are wondering what i wore to the dinner, this is it.

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trying to act cool first.

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then trying to act rich and executive like. haha

many thanks to all the people who made this event possible and memorable to me. special thanks to lawrenz and grace (who both entertained me even when they were busy). good job to the team and TPSU. to all my friends who were there, keep in touch. here are some more pics that i took.

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merv in his christopher columbus costume.

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a "live" statue. stood there not moving for like so long. i was observing her and suddenly got a urge to ka jiao her.

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this is the table setting. i m not going to waste the effort of the waitresses there.

there are many pretty gals but sorry guys. the pics are too pixelated man. heres to compensate. bring on the "holy" gals.

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here's why they are "holy". OH MY GOD! whee woo wheet.

saw this on my underwear; philosophy is the expression of the liberation for free thoughts. haha...so chim. i nv knew that it was there until recently. but dun think that i saw the girls then i check my underwear. i m not that horny. that's all folks. stay tune for more.
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