Strange Curses

Last nite after work, joyys and me were walking towards the bus stop when this conversation took place.

Joyys: WAIT!! Help me pick it up.
Kenny: What?
Joyys: The snail, later got people step on it.

As i wanted to go pick it up, she ran to it, picked it up, and left it on the grass patch next to the pavement.

Joyys: That settles it.

We continued to the bus stop.

5 mins after we reached the bus stop, she gotta go back to whitesands to meet her friend.

I just continued to wait for my bus.

as i was waiting, i received this sms from her.

"you won't believe this but just now, the snail that i moved aside went back into the same position! should be the same snail i guess!"

HAHAHAHA

i kinda felt sorry for the snail for a moment.

When joyys picked him up, he must be thinking : WTF?? watcha gonna do...put me down...nono not back to where i started!! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW YOU HEAR ME??

when joyys put him down on the grass patch: Thank you so much you human being!! now i gotta start all over again!!

then when joyys bum in to the snail on her way back to WS: NONONO...not you again!!! just LEAVE ME ALONE!!! i wanna cross the bloody pavement. took me 5 mins....FIVE BLOODY MINUTES to walk 20 cm. don't, PLEASE...NO.... ppprrrrffff (exasperated sound)

i can just imagine the snail being put back onto the grass patch. HAHA

if he is gonna have a party with his buddy snails...they must be thinking: he's late...guess he must have been stepped on when he is trying to cross some pavement. let's party without him!

Being a snail sucks.

KNN CCB!!

that's for the weather!!!

it's like fuck and i have been riding under the rain for 5 days already.

KNN CCB!!

this is for the fucking parking warden who booked me when i parked out of lot when there is clearly no more lots.

and i am a season parking holder!!!

i wonder why there is anyone who wants to work as a parking warden and be hated by every single driver/rider/passengers.

it's seriously the most fucked up job ever to be conceived in Singapore.

if no one is willing to work as a parking warden, then there will be no more fines...

narrow view i know....but i just hate them esp when they summon me!!!!

but this is only the 3rd time i got summon for parking offenses in 11/2 yrs of riding and driving.

but fuck them anyway.

but but but hor...i also did a good deed 2 nights back.

i saved a trapped cat.

the cat is like meowing and meowing when got off my bike in the multi-storey carpark.

i was curious cos i thought some cats where mating...and i wanna SEE!!

but then i couldn't see any cats in the bushes nearby and when i looked down into the drain, a pair of eyes looked back at me and "Meeeooowwww"

so darn cute. and i thought that it was somehow trapped as the whole stretch of drain was covered with grills.

i wonder how it got in the first place.

i walked along the drain and it followed me until i saw a part of the grill that can be opened.

i opened it and it just jumped out after i moved out of the way.

it "meowed" at me again seeming to thank me for saving it and sashayed its way down the road.

it has been 3 weeks since i moved into my rented room.

i can tell you....

the feeling is G-R-E-A-T!!

no irritating ah ma to switch off my fan and tv...

no nagging mum...

no need to squeeze myself into the sofa to sleep...

no need to see the mess in my room.

i am a compulsive tidiness freak...not. but i like to be organised.

i like to have the feeling of everything is in control and well planned.

now...time to show off my room. hehe...


from sofa...to queen sized bed....bedsheets proudly sponsored by my missus. she said that she wanted to have 1000 orgasms on it. hahhaa. i told her i am up to it.


the ikea drawer which the missus and i and painstakingly assembled....


the drawer top is like my dressing table...


the ikea lamp provided lots of soft lighting for the room....oh yah...it's assembled by the missus.


my fav corner in the room....it is damn comfy snuggling among the cushions...


my colourful candle cups...


the unblocked view from my window...can see sunset somemore....

that's all folks..

I always believe that behind every successful man, there is a tolerant, understanding, talented, sensible woman.

behind me, there is someone....not a ghost lah. but my wonderful missus.

last week, we went to st james powerstation together with my campmates....

she showed the sociable side of her...

pictures were taken by her....


fazli...all i can say is enjoy your freaking air steward job man...haha...and if you have the chance...join the "mile high club"


my crazy campmates...we had such great fun everytime we were out together.


i got my nipples pinched by so many of them...and the missus just keep snapping away and she didn't even know that i was attacked until awhile later. she just LOL at me. -_-

after a busy week, we finally had time for each other


she secretly snaps pictures of me using my camera's night mode. cool rite?? like some infrared camera. we were driving to one of my fav supper place.


we had teochew mueh for supper...not very filling but very satisfying...

and we went to mustafa for some late nite walks.... i wonder what the hell i am doing there since i hate the smell...but well, it's some good time spent with the missus.

Life's a bitch sometimes.....

but it's good....

because when things go up, it's bound to come down. and when it's down....it's bound to go up.

so when i am too comfortable with my life and problems comes in, it will keep my feet firmly on the ground and keep me focused and realistic with my goals.

however when i am let down by irresponsible and childish behaviour, someone who can be bothered about helping me out turns up so unexpectedly.

and so i realised this philosophy...

i am a person who forgives easily but doesn't forget.

those who have bothered to help me with my troubles will be remembered.

as for those who can't fuck care a single thing by refusing to even be responsible for their actions and causing so much trouble for me to handle will not be bothered by me.

random note: the word bother(ed) is such a two edged sword.

but i believe i am going up after a week of coming down.

people who made my day, hearing my rants, keeping me happy at work, thank you so much. love you all.