Strange Curses

Woohoo....finally i got some time to blog man.. my busy days are OVER.

just before christmas came, i was sent to fight a war in the jungle...

and when i m out there, it's me vs the insects...

i got bitten up badly by sandflies and mozzies. they juz attack you like those fucking zombies from land of the dead. in swarms man. and they are so good that you can't even see them in the day... my hand now machiam got chix pox like that. and it's HELL ITCHY!!

this is the one time that i will see this vechicle formation...



the next time i see it, it will either be my reservist or its really wartime....


clerks going outfield


smell like fuck, dirty like shit, survived like a true soldier.


we shouldn't open our mouths like this... some mozzies might juz stink us on the tongue while posing.. then that will be some serious problem..


girls, take your pick. guys there's only one to pick, unless...

and on christmas eve, the whole poser gang went over to bernard's new condo... all i can say is "very nice wor"

we had a great bbq, sang some songs, played a few soccer matches and the best part, exchanging presents....


soccer skills put to test.


we've got supporters...


until the cameramen came.


while starting the fire, i played with nipples tarmac together with carol.


the girls hard at work...actually not that hard also lah...only remove plastic wrap from crabstick.


Advise! bernard, dun do that wink again


Steve and carol...the bickering couple


first time i go bbq got yakitori one... some juz call it the big ass satay.


this is also some big ass stingray... it taste juz as good as the small ass ones.


some hanky panky going on behind my head....


NICE!!


bernard too tou ru into the song..ignoring multiple pleas to pose.


next time we will got to bernard's place for more free KTV sessions... according to roger.

our group have this present exchange game. we draw lots randomly and see who we pick to buy a present for with a budget of $20.


presents galore.


i've got mine.


supin got her birthday cum christmas present.


bernard got his.


carol got hers too.


roger got his but wasn't too happy about the size.


he smiled for the cam after bernard threatened to kiss him.


serene got hers too...notice the one on her left hand? the wrapper i draw myself one leh..and i wrapped it up so nicely even when i just came back from outfield. and serene...do u noe u look like a chick? (chick as in chicken chick, not hot bod girl chick)

after opening up the presents..


supin love her paul frank PJs..and started acting like she is juz 5 yrs old.


bernard got a crumpler pouch and a really cool hp holder. i got the ripcurl towel and a book about SEX, thanks to roger. roger got a perfume and something else. can't remember. haha


i like this pic. kind of cool yet stupid..haha

other than the bikini, serene got something else..


"i dun want the socks and underwear kenny worn outfield!!" she cries out. sorry serene, that's the best i can give to you since i am outfield for the whole week. in case you misses me, you can smell them and be reminded of me... whahhaahaha.


read the msg.


posing with such a nice wrapper...hand made somemore k!!


there's a msg scribbled behind the wrapper..."P.S. I failed my ARTS!"


the girls are happy with the presents...serene, you complaint so much about my socks and underwear...in the end, you also keep it.


group photo.

more to come on new year's eve.

i bet you are not gonna believe it. this is the very first time i actually came out with a wish list for a new year. i dunno why i didn't have a wish list earlier.... it juz didn't occur to me why i should have one. guess my way of living each day as it is is part of the reason plus i am a lazy slacker who couldn't care less about materialistic gains. but this time is diff, i wanna try coming out with a wishlist and see how many of the targets i can shoot down. so here goes...

1) My fucking pink IC which shows my nerd Pri 6 photo.

i m seriously missing some pink in my wallet... i will definitely be able to get this next year. 8 more mths of patience is all that i need.

2) a room of my own

its seriously unbelievable....the only thing that i still do not have since 3 years old is a room of my own. y since 3 years old? coz i m 3 years older than my younger brother. since his birth, i have nv had a room of my own. and now, my room is actually shared by4 people including me and 1 dog. actually to have a room of my own, 3 possibilities have to happen. its either we move to a bigger house, i move out of the house or my grandma dies... this sounds evil, but i prefer the latter....(cues evil music + laughter).

3) to get my riding license

yeah...i failed the first time...and the second time, i am gonna get a perfect score...hahaa..drm on kenny han. but i have the confidence to pass.. if i dun, i am gonna knock down all the old buggers who fail me. ever played the motorcycle game "roadrash". hell yeah...watch out old men.

4) own a bike

i m gonna own at least 1 bike.. even if i got no money. even if i steal.

5) get a driving license

i want to pollute the environment. period. its also a stigma that if a guy can't drive, he's a wimp, balless, and useless. i actually look down on guys who can't drive and yet always want a lift from a lady. this excludes myself though.

6) get mine 6 pacs back

alright...i admit.. i should say get my first 6 pacs haha..i was am starting on it.

7) get into college (optional)

its optional becoz it depends on a few factors... i only want to study business or casino gaming, whether i have money to go for it and my eligibility. but if everything fits in, i will definitely go for it.

8) get a job

i will ORD in 8 mths time. and i need a job by the time i finish my ns. althought i have a diploma in hospitality management, i dun like to work in hotels. i hate shift work. i prefer sales and promoter jobs...its about satisfying customers but i dun have to work shift work. that RULEZ.

9) buy a new desktop or a laptop

my current computer sucks to the core to my standards. i hope to own one bloody mean machine but i still dunno which one to get....desktop or laptop..?

10) get to know some proper girls

i need to clarify things... serene and supin, i m not saying that you are not "proper". and there is a diff between getting to know and getting to-get-her with proper girls. i juz wanna make new friends. female friends that is....it increases my chance of getting a new sugar mummy. and i m not gay.

11) be able to find my dream girl/perfect girl/the ONE

i left this to the last becoz there is so much to say for this. how do i define my dream girl? split into 2 parts, outer and inner beauty. i have told some of my friends what makes up my dream girl but this time, i m gonna write it down.

Outer beauty
a) gua zi lian (juz look at faces of girls in the comics)
b) big round eyes
c) a little baby fats on the cheeks
d) long lashes
e) 1.65 m tall at least
f) long legs without the 10 cents 20 cents scars
g) tanned and toned skin
h) well toned body
i) no pimples
j) no curly hair (i hate curls...make me think of pubs, armpit hair and my leg hair)
k) B or C cup size (scares the shit out of me if its D)
l) pretty nails
m) shaved (i m referring to armpits, arms and legs. bonus if she shave the place where the sun don't shine)
n) knows how to make-up
o) nice straight teeth
p) pretty and yet cute

Inner Beauty
a) well spoken
b) well mannered
c) well groomed (able to dress to the occasion)
d) able to socialise with my friends
e) knows dining ettiquete
f) sporty persona (being able to watch soccer with me is a plus)
g) humorous and able to take my crap
h) knows how to swear
i) able to stay away from home
j) independent and not be a liability to anyone (financially)
k) knows how to cook
l) have a thirst for knowledge
m) loves animals
n) able to be my confidente as well as well-liked by her friends and mine

see so many to write about...dun even know if this kind of girl exist in the world anot. in case it resembles anyone, dun be mistaken..all this is factors are not from any one girl that i know of. so if you know any, introduce me. haha...i only want to make friends, not love.

i am going outfield next week... hopefully i can find santa's hideout. who says santa claus is always ang mo? i m gonna loot him if i see him. hahaha

ciao pple.. will update when i have time.

I bet all of you want to know how i did for my TP test... there is good news and bad news for you guys. tell you all later.

been really busy these few days man. i did my TP, fell sick, held a chalet, and went 2 day 1 night outfield. all these in 10 days.

since monday, i did not had a proper rest. my meal times were erratic. slept for like 3 hrs a day. then the whole battalion moved outfield at 5 am in the morning. saying the place is dark, muddy, hot and full of insects is an understatement. to add salt to wound, fuel to fire, i had to put on face camoflage.

at the end of everything, i simply look like my face is blue blacked (camo ran off), full of mud, stink like my dog's shit plus my shit, sweating profusedly and fucking shagged and hungry.


you wouldn't want to smile if you are in my situation. (this is only halfway thru the exercise)

but things turn out fine, only swollen feets, foot rot, insect bites, almost bitten by poisonous centipede, got my fingers crushed by iron poles, rope burnt, and a whole set of muddy uniform to wash. i won't die.

i m still waiting for my chalet fotos so i can upload it.

and oh yah...my TP.

the criteria for passing the TP test is i have to go thru the circuit which consist of:
1) slope
2) crank course
3) fig of 8 course
4) E brake
5) narrow plank
6) pylon salom
7) plus all the safety checks and traffic rules,
and also go thru the route outside the circuit, which is on the road, and not chalking up more than 18 demerit points.

well..the good news is that i went thru the whole TP test route and i got 16 demerit points.

and the bad news is that i got 1 immediate failure.

yah...i failed this time round..my next TP is in Jan 12 before chinese new year.

i feel sadden when i failed my TP. but something actually cheered me up. there is one bugger, who actually failed 8 times of his TP... wahahhahahha...

i feel bad laughing at him. but then, i m a positive man and i hate to be the worst in things that i do. i may not be the best but i hate to be the worst. there will always be another time for me to take my TP, wish me luck the next time round.

2 weeks later, i have to go outfield AGAIN....this time round, its 3 days and 2 nights.....i think i better be dead.