Strange Curses
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Shopping Week!
When people ask me how i spend my long weekend, i would actually tell them i went shopping; window shopping for me that is.
technically, i went window shopping...but i bought a book. i will come to that later.
for the whole week, this is almost what i did ONLY. Serene pulled me to orchard after we went sentosa on the previous sunday, pin bugged me to go with her on tuesday...and was gladly joined in by serene later (shakes head), sat went to meet the gang at orchard for dinner...but pin and serene ended up shopping again... on last sunday, went with mum and cousin to orchard...yes u guessed it...SHOPPING!!!!!
that is like 4 days of walking..i mean shopping in orchard out of 8 days of rest (if you still consider me resting).
and looking at serene and pin spend or should i say splurge, in one day the same allowance i get in one month, no wonder MM Lee Kwan Yew is saying that S'pore is now facing a 4% economic increase for this year...i is highly possible to achieve 5%.....that's bullshit i say! with ladies spending money like this... i say it is bloody possible to achieve 10% easily...dun be modest MM, be proud of our girls man!
So in aid of the guys, ahem, like me, who very generously, graciously and gentlemanly, go shopping with the girls, i have devised this
technically, i went window shopping...but i bought a book. i will come to that later.
for the whole week, this is almost what i did ONLY. Serene pulled me to orchard after we went sentosa on the previous sunday, pin bugged me to go with her on tuesday...and was gladly joined in by serene later (shakes head), sat went to meet the gang at orchard for dinner...but pin and serene ended up shopping again... on last sunday, went with mum and cousin to orchard...yes u guessed it...SHOPPING!!!!!
that is like 4 days of walking..i mean shopping in orchard out of 8 days of rest (if you still consider me resting).
and looking at serene and pin spend or should i say splurge, in one day the same allowance i get in one month, no wonder MM Lee Kwan Yew is saying that S'pore is now facing a 4% economic increase for this year...i is highly possible to achieve 5%.....that's bullshit i say! with ladies spending money like this... i say it is bloody possible to achieve 10% easily...dun be modest MM, be proud of our girls man!
So in aid of the guys, ahem, like me, who very generously, graciously and gentlemanly, go shopping with the girls, i have devised this
(INFORMAL) GUIDE FOR GUYS
SHOPPING WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
girls love shoes..i hate to say this.. there is no denying it. they can have 1,000,000 pairs of footwear and there is always room for 1 more. when shopping with girls, they will inevidently walk into any shoe shop... and when they do, they will head straight to the SALE, 1% - 50% discount shelf. what you should do at this point is to go find a seat...shoe shop always have seats. if no seats, wait for one until there is one. reason being that when u seat down, you are resting your tired legs thus prolonging your stamina... and also not getting in the "action" where all the aunties chiong for the best discounted shoes.
your girl will ask u for your opinion when she tries on a product. do not go over when your girl ask u for opinion, instead, ask her to come over. this is not an ungentlemenly move. if you are seating down, all the more you should ask her to come over so you will not lose the seat. it also allows you to rest more as you do not have to move about. when she comes over, you could impress to offer her the seat, but in most cases, she will just snub you. according to a psychology expert (do not ask me who), when a girl is doing her shopping, her head will never ever register the word "tired legs".
if you have a pre-planned shopping trip with your gf, leave all your belongings including credit card, cash, or anything which she can use to fuel her sinful ways. girls are evil....they will make use of you..trust me.
go shopping empty handed...in this case meaning free handed. WHY? girls know our strength...which is coincidentally our strength. they will make u carry their purchases... who knows? they might just buy a fucking huge teddybear and ask you to carry it for them all the way home. point is that even if they dun buy bulky stuff, they may juz buy a zillion stuff off the shelf... girls are still, afterall, unpredictable.
a guy should not be complaining when girls are actually spending, although some of that money might be yours. look on the bright side bro!!! they are actually improving the economy, thus increasing employment rate...
lastly, there is no STOPPING women from spending....
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ask i was saying earlier, i bought a book on sunday at kino. i finished reading it already.
harry potter and the half blood prince
it was better than the 5th book. that's all i am gonna say..no spoilers for those who haben read it.
oh yah... and i got the pics for ailing's bday celebration. go read up on my past entry for ailing's burfday. (click here)
acting like a kid...more like 12 than 21 yrs old.
serene, ailing, baoling.. did ailing cry??
who's hand is that?? no, not mine, i m hugging baoling!!
blindfolded and led to hotel room...let the orgy begin..
she found all the hidden presents...
she tried on all her presents...
3 cheers for the burfday girl!!
roger, with ailing's shorts....ooohh, roger's smaller half must have hurt!
me, with ailing's bra and t-shirt
its amazing that the strap did not snap...i feel tight...and small....OPPS!!
"ROGER, DUN FALL INTO......SSSSPPPPLLLAAAASSSHHH....the pool... -_-"
the sistas
the dicks
gallery hotel during twilight....nice neon.
:: posted by strangesentiments, 11:30 PM
2 Comments:
haha..i hate reading... if there's a book THAT thick that i say it's good...it has to be good. do visit again.
haha...i totally agree...how can J.K. Rowling be so damn imaginative? haha...i know not all gfs spend their bfs' money. that post is juz a tongue in cheek way of complimenting/suaning ladies depending on which angle you look at it.. haha
