Strange Curses

Last nite after work, joyys and me were walking towards the bus stop when this conversation took place.

Joyys: WAIT!! Help me pick it up.
Kenny: What?
Joyys: The snail, later got people step on it.

As i wanted to go pick it up, she ran to it, picked it up, and left it on the grass patch next to the pavement.

Joyys: That settles it.

We continued to the bus stop.

5 mins after we reached the bus stop, she gotta go back to whitesands to meet her friend.

I just continued to wait for my bus.

as i was waiting, i received this sms from her.

"you won't believe this but just now, the snail that i moved aside went back into the same position! should be the same snail i guess!"

HAHAHAHA

i kinda felt sorry for the snail for a moment.

When joyys picked him up, he must be thinking : WTF?? watcha gonna do...put me down...nono not back to where i started!! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW YOU HEAR ME??

when joyys put him down on the grass patch: Thank you so much you human being!! now i gotta start all over again!!

then when joyys bum in to the snail on her way back to WS: NONONO...not you again!!! just LEAVE ME ALONE!!! i wanna cross the bloody pavement. took me 5 mins....FIVE BLOODY MINUTES to walk 20 cm. don't, PLEASE...NO.... ppprrrrffff (exasperated sound)

i can just imagine the snail being put back onto the grass patch. HAHA

if he is gonna have a party with his buddy snails...they must be thinking: he's late...guess he must have been stepped on when he is trying to cross some pavement. let's party without him!

Being a snail sucks.