Strange Curses
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Shoutout to Char
Char, this is a special shoutout to you.
HAPPY BURFFDAY!!
21 year old liao lor...
but still so grumpy. haha..
this is the only pic i have of you...
hope you enjoy this special day.
HAPPY BURFFDAY!!
21 year old liao lor...
but still so grumpy. haha..
this is the only pic i have of you...
hope you enjoy this special day.
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Tioman Fun(ny)
If any of you ever went to my archives to read, or even remembered what i have said about 1 and a half months back, this is it!
FINALLY, after so long, i got all the pics that i need to show all of you what the hell we did at Pulau Tioman in August.
Nothing much to say here except...BLOODY HELL, take so long then pass me the pics!
Enjoy the pics of our orgies, dive trip, and nuttiness. but be warned! THERE IS A LOT OF PICTURES!
"Twisted"
Beginning: Still can smile and pose!
awkward positions
All tangled up...
...and the tangaling gets worse...
...presenting the 3 losers! hey, it's a fact that girls are more flexible K!
Arty Fartsy Mahjong
we had mahjong in the room...when suddenly, from under the table came a whiff powerful odour.
john used his stinking shoe as a makeshift "oxygen mask", roger decide to hide under the table (bad choice), bernard uses a ziploc bag.
bernard with his mask....suffocating is still better than having to endure the odour!
and yes...it was from me...!! wah hahahaha
Snorkelling
i was doing the dance to attract some mermaids..
serene, me, supin photowhoring at every opportunity
john, supin, serene floating around
having fun in the water...
bernard feeding the fishies..
if you feed the fish shit/spit/flam, they also eat..
1 fucking school of fish..coincidentally, it looks like the shape of my flipper.. wah ahahha
boat trip - $10
camera - $250
tioman trip - $350
a view of nature's fishtank - priceless
Having fun on sampan
the seawater turned me into a slutty mermaid who adores Paul Frank.
the seawater turned bernerd into a bitchy mermaid who also loves Paul Frank.
but the seawater turned john into the most hideous mermaid whose Paul Frank is too small for her.
We are the long neck dinosaurs...
Starting from the right clockwise: leopardy long neck, strained-neck long neck, star-back long neck, veinful long neck, wide-eyed long neck, boney long neck, bloated long neck.
i shall conclude that Tioman is a GGGRRREEEAAATTT place to go for a budget holiday.. i miss the good times there....!
FINALLY, after so long, i got all the pics that i need to show all of you what the hell we did at Pulau Tioman in August.
Nothing much to say here except...BLOODY HELL, take so long then pass me the pics!
Enjoy the pics of our orgies, dive trip, and nuttiness. but be warned! THERE IS A LOT OF PICTURES!
"Twisted"
Beginning: Still can smile and pose!
awkward positions
All tangled up...
...and the tangaling gets worse...
...presenting the 3 losers! hey, it's a fact that girls are more flexible K!
Arty Fartsy Mahjong
we had mahjong in the room...when suddenly, from under the table came a whiff powerful odour.
john used his stinking shoe as a makeshift "oxygen mask", roger decide to hide under the table (bad choice), bernard uses a ziploc bag.
bernard with his mask....suffocating is still better than having to endure the odour!
and yes...it was from me...!! wah hahahaha
Snorkelling
i was doing the dance to attract some mermaids..
serene, me, supin photowhoring at every opportunity
john, supin, serene floating around
having fun in the water...
bernard feeding the fishies..
if you feed the fish shit/spit/flam, they also eat..
1 fucking school of fish..coincidentally, it looks like the shape of my flipper.. wah ahahha
boat trip - $10
camera - $250
tioman trip - $350
a view of nature's fishtank - priceless
Having fun on sampan
the seawater turned me into a slutty mermaid who adores Paul Frank.
the seawater turned bernerd into a bitchy mermaid who also loves Paul Frank.
but the seawater turned john into the most hideous mermaid whose Paul Frank is too small for her.
We are the long neck dinosaurs...
Starting from the right clockwise: leopardy long neck, strained-neck long neck, star-back long neck, veinful long neck, wide-eyed long neck, boney long neck, bloated long neck.
i shall conclude that Tioman is a GGGRRREEEAAATTT place to go for a budget holiday.. i miss the good times there....!
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Disappointed and upset
I am so upset with myself...for failing my practical 8 again. when i turned onto the ramp into the circuit, i positioned my bike wrongly and i already knew that i have to repeat this lesson. it was an immediate failure.
i did so well until at the last point. The last point is also the last possible place where one can get an "immediate failure"
it seemed stupid.. that i made a mistake at the same place as my previous practical 8 (eventhough it isn't the same mistake).
for a moment...i wanted to ride that bike and go round the circuit at breakneck speed juz to vent that sudden anger. i am angry at myself..at the same time upset and disappointed. i have got no one to blame except for myself as when i was turning, i was not totally focused. something is on my mind..but i dunno what.
but after my lesson, i met up with my sugar mummies. while waiting for my 2 sugar mummies, i managed to cool down myself as i believed in myself that i can do it. its juz that i am abit rusty as i had missed my lesson last week due to a sore eye and had not rode for about 1 week plus.
there's still hope...on the coming monday.. also i will nv wear the no. 35 tag. the 2 times i failed my prac 8, i m wearing that. i think that it is cursed. i m not sure...but i think i dun even wanna touch it.
i did so well until at the last point. The last point is also the last possible place where one can get an "immediate failure"
it seemed stupid.. that i made a mistake at the same place as my previous practical 8 (eventhough it isn't the same mistake).
for a moment...i wanted to ride that bike and go round the circuit at breakneck speed juz to vent that sudden anger. i am angry at myself..at the same time upset and disappointed. i have got no one to blame except for myself as when i was turning, i was not totally focused. something is on my mind..but i dunno what.
but after my lesson, i met up with my sugar mummies. while waiting for my 2 sugar mummies, i managed to cool down myself as i believed in myself that i can do it. its juz that i am abit rusty as i had missed my lesson last week due to a sore eye and had not rode for about 1 week plus.
there's still hope...on the coming monday.. also i will nv wear the no. 35 tag. the 2 times i failed my prac 8, i m wearing that. i think that it is cursed. i m not sure...but i think i dun even wanna touch it.
Monday, October 10, 2005
Shagged
slpt at 4+am last nite and i woke up at 9+am.. and yet i dunno where i find my energy to go swimming with gugu, jos, and andezu.
andezu.. i said that u are the OR KWEAH in my last post... i wanna change my mind now. you are not only an OR KWEAH...you are a fucking suay OR KWEAH... you computer last nite chao ta and can chut smoke... i think even if i get cursed by 100 people i also not as suay as you loh.. u juz lost 3 things in a span of 1 week...one after another. u better go dua pek gong temple bo bi for better luck...
dan, mohd gandhi, and me
the pool are full of guys but went the 4 of us stand together, we are PA BUAY TOH one..
after swimming i was quite shagged le..but i still go to Junction 8 to meet serene and roger for dinner and movie...
bloody hell...both of them dunno got pa kak to be late anot...come late for 30mins.
while i was walking round waiting for them, i came across this kiosk that sells crab in J8... yes crabs...but cannot eat and is damn expensive crab.
they are mini hermit crabs. each one cost $25. and they dun live in the sea unlike the normal hermit crabs... these hermits live in the land away from water..
take a look
they are actually called "hahacrabs"... a great example of slogan gone wrong..
they have a big tank full of hahacrabs for you to chose if you wanna buy.. you can actually handle the crabs. the crabs live in coloured seashells. some even have funky design.
i picked up a pink shelled one... its hiding in there.
and when i say "look, there's a pretty babe over there!", it came out
the movie i watched was GOAL...its a pretty good movie as there is always a feel good factor and also a fact that is a movie about football..
its worth it for football fans out there.
To Lailai -> my condolences to you for the passing of your ah ma. you are a fillial grand child of her... she died of a natural death and i hope you can jie ai shun bian.
andezu.. i said that u are the OR KWEAH in my last post... i wanna change my mind now. you are not only an OR KWEAH...you are a fucking suay OR KWEAH... you computer last nite chao ta and can chut smoke... i think even if i get cursed by 100 people i also not as suay as you loh.. u juz lost 3 things in a span of 1 week...one after another. u better go dua pek gong temple bo bi for better luck...
dan, mohd gandhi, and me
the pool are full of guys but went the 4 of us stand together, we are PA BUAY TOH one..
after swimming i was quite shagged le..but i still go to Junction 8 to meet serene and roger for dinner and movie...
bloody hell...both of them dunno got pa kak to be late anot...come late for 30mins.
while i was walking round waiting for them, i came across this kiosk that sells crab in J8... yes crabs...but cannot eat and is damn expensive crab.
they are mini hermit crabs. each one cost $25. and they dun live in the sea unlike the normal hermit crabs... these hermits live in the land away from water..
take a look
they are actually called "hahacrabs"... a great example of slogan gone wrong..
they have a big tank full of hahacrabs for you to chose if you wanna buy.. you can actually handle the crabs. the crabs live in coloured seashells. some even have funky design.
i picked up a pink shelled one... its hiding in there.
and when i say "look, there's a pretty babe over there!", it came out
the movie i watched was GOAL...its a pretty good movie as there is always a feel good factor and also a fact that is a movie about football..
its worth it for football fans out there.
To Lailai -> my condolences to you for the passing of your ah ma. you are a fillial grand child of her... she died of a natural death and i hope you can jie ai shun bian.
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Random Rants
1) New skin leh.. nice anot? actually this is my second choiced skin. i saw this ( http://bloggertemplate16.blogspot.com/ ) which i wanted to upload badly.. but there is some alignment problem to the template i have yet to solve.. anyone who is HTML god wanna help me???
2) i m 10 more MTHS to ORD...time flies... REALLY..
3) i went to DBL O last nite.. its my first time there. my company includes roger, supin, serene, and yunjie. the music there was alrite but i would prefer the music at zouk. its been some time since i went clubbing and that its the first ever time i went clubbing with serene. haha.. and last nite, the 3 gals were really moving the dance floor... a good way to describe the scene would be "bloody HOT" (literally coz i saw some guys there were having nose bleed). i would definitely go back again.
4) Wallet and handphone is the most impt items in our life for most of us. losing one of them is sim tia as you are not losing juz a personal item but also lots of infomation. then you will partially blame your carelessness...and also partly your luck. However, when you lose both..in the span of one week... one after another, you will become the unprecedented OR KWEAH.. (as the saying goes in hokkien - lang arh si suay, chi jiao mah bian or kweah!) singlish translation - if you fucking suay, you feed the pretty bird also become black chicken. Sorry Andezu, i have to say this... you are the unprecedented OR KWEAH for this month..
5) i dunno why some people like to preach about their religion and try to convert others... some even do door to door. I simply hate it.. salesman come door to door promote..i still can accept... preaching also can door to door...kns. so, being a street smart bummer, i came up with a ultimate guide to deter these pple...
Guide to deter door to door preacher
items needed
a) guan yin ma statue
b) prayer altar
c) some fruits
d) praying items (eg. joss stick, urn, oil lamp etc)
scenario
*ding dong*
*opens door*
good afternoon, i m from xxx church and i m here to spread the word of god, can i have 5 mins of your time?
eh, what is it about?
oh, i juz need 5 mins of your time to explain to you what i m actually doing, can i come in?
ok loh, but juz 5 mins coz i m going out
thank you very much...
*goes on to preach and preach and preach and preach*
30 Mins pass
god will forgive all the sins that you have committed if you become one of our brother and sister... and when you die, you will go and join him in heaven. you want to go heaven dunch you?
yah lah, who dun want to go heaven? but have you finish? i m kinda rushing to meet a fren you noe?
i noe.. but if you just fill up your particulars here and leave it with me, you will be one of us and you can go meet your fren. you can even ask your fren to join us.. that's soooo cool.
hey...enuff lah..you say take 5 mins...now 30 mins liao leh.. i m late you noe.. you want to convert me, can... but first you try to convert her first.
who's her? your mum, girlfriend, or sister?
no lah.. HER!! *points to praying altar atop with guan yin ma*
this is shld be enuff for letting them noe how insensitive these buggers are..
P.S: i dun have anything against any religions... my point is dun go preaching door to door... it is bloody insensitive to other religions... there is no religion more impt than any other religion in s'pore.. all is equal so please respect... and ORBIGOOT to the 2 blogger who posted sedistic remarks.
nowadays post anything regarding religion must becareful... i dun want ma tah to catch me and gahment to make me one of their yellow ribbon project sia.
2) i m 10 more MTHS to ORD...time flies... REALLY..
3) i went to DBL O last nite.. its my first time there. my company includes roger, supin, serene, and yunjie. the music there was alrite but i would prefer the music at zouk. its been some time since i went clubbing and that its the first ever time i went clubbing with serene. haha.. and last nite, the 3 gals were really moving the dance floor... a good way to describe the scene would be "bloody HOT" (literally coz i saw some guys there were having nose bleed). i would definitely go back again.
4) Wallet and handphone is the most impt items in our life for most of us. losing one of them is sim tia as you are not losing juz a personal item but also lots of infomation. then you will partially blame your carelessness...and also partly your luck. However, when you lose both..in the span of one week... one after another, you will become the unprecedented OR KWEAH.. (as the saying goes in hokkien - lang arh si suay, chi jiao mah bian or kweah!) singlish translation - if you fucking suay, you feed the pretty bird also become black chicken. Sorry Andezu, i have to say this... you are the unprecedented OR KWEAH for this month..
5) i dunno why some people like to preach about their religion and try to convert others... some even do door to door. I simply hate it.. salesman come door to door promote..i still can accept... preaching also can door to door...kns. so, being a street smart bummer, i came up with a ultimate guide to deter these pple...
Guide to deter door to door preacher
items needed
a) guan yin ma statue
b) prayer altar
c) some fruits
d) praying items (eg. joss stick, urn, oil lamp etc)
scenario
*ding dong*
*opens door*
good afternoon, i m from xxx church and i m here to spread the word of god, can i have 5 mins of your time?
eh, what is it about?
oh, i juz need 5 mins of your time to explain to you what i m actually doing, can i come in?
ok loh, but juz 5 mins coz i m going out
thank you very much...
*goes on to preach and preach and preach and preach*
30 Mins pass
god will forgive all the sins that you have committed if you become one of our brother and sister... and when you die, you will go and join him in heaven. you want to go heaven dunch you?
yah lah, who dun want to go heaven? but have you finish? i m kinda rushing to meet a fren you noe?
i noe.. but if you just fill up your particulars here and leave it with me, you will be one of us and you can go meet your fren. you can even ask your fren to join us.. that's soooo cool.
hey...enuff lah..you say take 5 mins...now 30 mins liao leh.. i m late you noe.. you want to convert me, can... but first you try to convert her first.
who's her? your mum, girlfriend, or sister?
no lah.. HER!! *points to praying altar atop with guan yin ma*
this is shld be enuff for letting them noe how insensitive these buggers are..
P.S: i dun have anything against any religions... my point is dun go preaching door to door... it is bloody insensitive to other religions... there is no religion more impt than any other religion in s'pore.. all is equal so please respect... and ORBIGOOT to the 2 blogger who posted sedistic remarks.
nowadays post anything regarding religion must becareful... i dun want ma tah to catch me and gahment to make me one of their yellow ribbon project sia.
Monday, October 03, 2005
A (VERY) Personal Note To Suki Grp
To: Directors, Executives and Management of Sucky Yucky Yuki Yaki Restaurant,
On the 1st of Oct 2005, which is a Saturday, I stepped into one of your Yuki Yaki at Marina Sq. Yourdog manager by the name of Anita (name used by my maid last time) came wagging her tale and looked as if she got fucked from behind by a zebra and asked how many pax we have. Correction, she didn't came to us.. she was standing by the door all along. Are your managers paid to do that? Can you employ me to work for u? I have a Diploma in Hospitality Management you know, and my nickname used to be Doggie. PLS PLS PLS...I would have ADORED this kinda job. (kneel down and beg)
We have a total of 8 who are gonna eat at your restaurant that evening. None of us have eaten at your place before and that we are very willing to give it a try. We entered and was led to 2 tables by one of yourpuppy staff. I am pretty amazed by her speed of walking despite her short legs. I would suggest you as management to submit her name to the Singapore HORLYMPICS Committee to take part in the 400m Puppy Race 10km walkathon. I am pretty sure she will do your company and us Singaporeans VERY proud. Just make sure she wears her Yuki Yaki Uniform to increase her morale.
We took a seat by the table and she asked if all of us wants to eat your DIY Fried Ice Cream for an additional $2. But $2 is alittle tight on some of our pockets after having to pay about $22 for the buffet itself. So, only 4 of us decided to eat the ice cream. And yourbitch staff told us that we cannot have it this way... becoz those who paid will give the ice cream to those who never pay for it. And she somemore said that it has happened before and that the staff will be too busy to notice anyway. WAH KAOZ... I hear this sentence I very DU LAN. My Ah Beng Pattern all come out. KNN...indirectly say we fucking no integrity. among 8 of us, 6 of us is GUY leh... got serve SAF one hor.. SAF got teach us integrity and fight for our BRUDDERS. so when she indirectly insult us, we all HOT leh.
But we still abit gian to eat your buffet, we ask her those who want to eat ice cream sit one table, and those dun want eat sit another table can anot. She say cannot. What logic is this? BTW, the tables are seperated by a aisle which is about 2 m apart. She insist that we can still pass the ice cream over to the next table and that they are busy to eye us. WAH PIANG EH...!!! Too busy then employ moredogs staff lah...or invest in technology, use CCTV to monitor every table..see they got share or DA PAO any food home anot. One stone kill two birds. Somemore can apply copyrights.. you guys will be the only buffet restaurant that uses high technology to provide customer monitoring services..can also up your security in your restaurant. Now Osama anyhow bomb bomb..better be safe than sorry.
If your staff is cute/pretty/super-model/tit-tilating/dress very little, we still can be distracted from our dulaness. But she CMI (cannot make it) so bo bian...we showed abit of attitude. However, we are still abit gian to eatalthought we got no appetite after looking at your staff. Then suddenly, she chut stun again, say that I will start your timing at 6 pm and you all got 2 hr to eat. Limpeh look at my watch is 6.15pm. Firstly, I feel like I am back to work...(Boss say: Limpeh want this typed out, printed out, sent out, signed by AH KAO, AH MEOW and AH COCK, read by CEO, COE and ECO, and then bring back and filed up...all in 2 HRs. If not, you are fired!!) Where got buffet set timing one..the only timing I heard before is closing time! Secondly...want to cheat our 15 min. Got timing jiu suan le...somemore want to cheat our 15 min. Time is money, so indirectly, you are charging us more. NABEH..and you are the people with no integrity. We came into your restaurant at about 6.10pm..tok so much also only at most 5 mins.. now wanna cheat our timing to make it easy for you all to MONITOR...Timing can monitor lah...ice cream cannot monitor. LAN Sai ah..
P/S: By the way, you are short of $180 earnings for that evening.
Yours Truly,
Du Lan Beng
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Haha, in the end, we go Pizza Hut at Suntec to eat... eat until damn full. somemore 9 person pay $115 compared to 8 paying for $180. more worth it. and the staff at pizza hut more pretty, more hunky. and something happened there that make me feel like a valued customer.
I order a set meal for 4 person that comes with soup, drink and 2 regular pizza. we upsized one of the pizza to large and they make a mistake by giving us 2 regular ones. The floor manager come over and apologized and said they will make up for their mistake by giving us another regular pizza. Also Jos came late..very late. and we all finish eating liao except the left over for Jos. It was still peak hour and 8 of us sit down and do nothing except tok cock there... the staff nv come and hurry us to leave the table eventhough there are a few pple waiting outside and that it is already full house. KUDOS to PIZZA HUT.
In appreciation, I will advertise in my blog for you.
Call 62353535 for Pizza Hut deliveries....from young I hear this no. until now..dunno how many years liao also wont get sian...UPS LAH.
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Some pics taken last week...
Makaning at Lau Pat Sat
Buy 1 get 1 free..couple Alex and Kristy
Roger said "I just can't wait to eat thesatayandthestingrayandthelalaandthekangkongandtherice."
Sentosa
No, that's not field ration u are looking at. It's just a green pack of satay pasta.
Basking in the sun...and NO...we are not an item (for those who dunch noe)
Ladies...i have a longer tongue than what u see in the pic...Cheeky...
Saw a few monkeys...acted as monkey...attacked by monkeys
Glutton at Sakae sushi..yes, sentosa have one next to the beach
Limpeh si ah beng...dun play play..i..i..i will use pepsi cola to splash u. (i dun dare use acid)
a beach babe walked past and distracted me from my photo opportunity and i tried to smile at her while eating.
Settler's Cafe
No...they are not an item too...the whole group is single and available... I am the most available..
Settler's cafe menu...cool concept for a menu.. yah...It's a boardgames cafe.
natural....haha...NO...they are not LOVERS....STOP ASKING ME!!!
and when i saw this at clark quay mrt station, I almost joined TALIBAN...
On the 1st of Oct 2005, which is a Saturday, I stepped into one of your Yuki Yaki at Marina Sq. Your
We have a total of 8 who are gonna eat at your restaurant that evening. None of us have eaten at your place before and that we are very willing to give it a try. We entered and was led to 2 tables by one of your
We took a seat by the table and she asked if all of us wants to eat your DIY Fried Ice Cream for an additional $2. But $2 is alittle tight on some of our pockets after having to pay about $22 for the buffet itself. So, only 4 of us decided to eat the ice cream. And your
But we still abit gian to eat your buffet, we ask her those who want to eat ice cream sit one table, and those dun want eat sit another table can anot. She say cannot. What logic is this? BTW, the tables are seperated by a aisle which is about 2 m apart. She insist that we can still pass the ice cream over to the next table and that they are busy to eye us. WAH PIANG EH...!!! Too busy then employ more
If your staff is cute/pretty/super-model/tit-tilating/dress very little, we still can be distracted from our dulaness. But she CMI (cannot make it) so bo bian...we showed abit of attitude. However, we are still abit gian to eat
P/S: By the way, you are short of $180 earnings for that evening.
Yours Truly,
Du Lan Beng
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Haha, in the end, we go Pizza Hut at Suntec to eat... eat until damn full. somemore 9 person pay $115 compared to 8 paying for $180. more worth it. and the staff at pizza hut more pretty, more hunky. and something happened there that make me feel like a valued customer.
I order a set meal for 4 person that comes with soup, drink and 2 regular pizza. we upsized one of the pizza to large and they make a mistake by giving us 2 regular ones. The floor manager come over and apologized and said they will make up for their mistake by giving us another regular pizza. Also Jos came late..very late. and we all finish eating liao except the left over for Jos. It was still peak hour and 8 of us sit down and do nothing except tok cock there... the staff nv come and hurry us to leave the table eventhough there are a few pple waiting outside and that it is already full house. KUDOS to PIZZA HUT.
In appreciation, I will advertise in my blog for you.
Call 62353535 for Pizza Hut deliveries....from young I hear this no. until now..dunno how many years liao also wont get sian...UPS LAH.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some pics taken last week...
Makaning at Lau Pat Sat
Buy 1 get 1 free..couple Alex and Kristy
Roger said "I just can't wait to eat thesatayandthestingrayandthelalaandthekangkongandtherice."
Sentosa
No, that's not field ration u are looking at. It's just a green pack of satay pasta.
Basking in the sun...and NO...we are not an item (for those who dunch noe)
Ladies...i have a longer tongue than what u see in the pic...Cheeky...
Saw a few monkeys...acted as monkey...attacked by monkeys
Glutton at Sakae sushi..yes, sentosa have one next to the beach
Limpeh si ah beng...dun play play..i..i..i will use pepsi cola to splash u. (i dun dare use acid)
a beach babe walked past and distracted me from my photo opportunity and i tried to smile at her while eating.
Settler's Cafe
No...they are not an item too...the whole group is single and available... I am the most available..
Settler's cafe menu...cool concept for a menu.. yah...It's a boardgames cafe.
natural....haha...NO...they are not LOVERS....STOP ASKING ME!!!
and when i saw this at clark quay mrt station, I almost joined TALIBAN...
