Strange Curses
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Random Rants
1) New skin leh.. nice anot? actually this is my second choiced skin. i saw this ( http://bloggertemplate16.blogspot.com/ ) which i wanted to upload badly.. but there is some alignment problem to the template i have yet to solve.. anyone who is HTML god wanna help me???
2) i m 10 more MTHS to ORD...time flies... REALLY..
3) i went to DBL O last nite.. its my first time there. my company includes roger, supin, serene, and yunjie. the music there was alrite but i would prefer the music at zouk. its been some time since i went clubbing and that its the first ever time i went clubbing with serene. haha.. and last nite, the 3 gals were really moving the dance floor... a good way to describe the scene would be "bloody HOT" (literally coz i saw some guys there were having nose bleed). i would definitely go back again.
4) Wallet and handphone is the most impt items in our life for most of us. losing one of them is sim tia as you are not losing juz a personal item but also lots of infomation. then you will partially blame your carelessness...and also partly your luck. However, when you lose both..in the span of one week... one after another, you will become the unprecedented OR KWEAH.. (as the saying goes in hokkien - lang arh si suay, chi jiao mah bian or kweah!) singlish translation - if you fucking suay, you feed the pretty bird also become black chicken. Sorry Andezu, i have to say this... you are the unprecedented OR KWEAH for this month..
5) i dunno why some people like to preach about their religion and try to convert others... some even do door to door. I simply hate it.. salesman come door to door promote..i still can accept... preaching also can door to door...kns. so, being a street smart bummer, i came up with a ultimate guide to deter these pple...
Guide to deter door to door preacher
items needed
a) guan yin ma statue
b) prayer altar
c) some fruits
d) praying items (eg. joss stick, urn, oil lamp etc)
scenario
*ding dong*
*opens door*
good afternoon, i m from xxx church and i m here to spread the word of god, can i have 5 mins of your time?
eh, what is it about?
oh, i juz need 5 mins of your time to explain to you what i m actually doing, can i come in?
ok loh, but juz 5 mins coz i m going out
thank you very much...
*goes on to preach and preach and preach and preach*
30 Mins pass
god will forgive all the sins that you have committed if you become one of our brother and sister... and when you die, you will go and join him in heaven. you want to go heaven dunch you?
yah lah, who dun want to go heaven? but have you finish? i m kinda rushing to meet a fren you noe?
i noe.. but if you just fill up your particulars here and leave it with me, you will be one of us and you can go meet your fren. you can even ask your fren to join us.. that's soooo cool.
hey...enuff lah..you say take 5 mins...now 30 mins liao leh.. i m late you noe.. you want to convert me, can... but first you try to convert her first.
who's her? your mum, girlfriend, or sister?
no lah.. HER!! *points to praying altar atop with guan yin ma*
this is shld be enuff for letting them noe how insensitive these buggers are..
P.S: i dun have anything against any religions... my point is dun go preaching door to door... it is bloody insensitive to other religions... there is no religion more impt than any other religion in s'pore.. all is equal so please respect... and ORBIGOOT to the 2 blogger who posted sedistic remarks.
nowadays post anything regarding religion must becareful... i dun want ma tah to catch me and gahment to make me one of their yellow ribbon project sia.
2) i m 10 more MTHS to ORD...time flies... REALLY..
3) i went to DBL O last nite.. its my first time there. my company includes roger, supin, serene, and yunjie. the music there was alrite but i would prefer the music at zouk. its been some time since i went clubbing and that its the first ever time i went clubbing with serene. haha.. and last nite, the 3 gals were really moving the dance floor... a good way to describe the scene would be "bloody HOT" (literally coz i saw some guys there were having nose bleed). i would definitely go back again.
4) Wallet and handphone is the most impt items in our life for most of us. losing one of them is sim tia as you are not losing juz a personal item but also lots of infomation. then you will partially blame your carelessness...and also partly your luck. However, when you lose both..in the span of one week... one after another, you will become the unprecedented OR KWEAH.. (as the saying goes in hokkien - lang arh si suay, chi jiao mah bian or kweah!) singlish translation - if you fucking suay, you feed the pretty bird also become black chicken. Sorry Andezu, i have to say this... you are the unprecedented OR KWEAH for this month..
5) i dunno why some people like to preach about their religion and try to convert others... some even do door to door. I simply hate it.. salesman come door to door promote..i still can accept... preaching also can door to door...kns. so, being a street smart bummer, i came up with a ultimate guide to deter these pple...
Guide to deter door to door preacher
items needed
a) guan yin ma statue
b) prayer altar
c) some fruits
d) praying items (eg. joss stick, urn, oil lamp etc)
scenario
*ding dong*
*opens door*
good afternoon, i m from xxx church and i m here to spread the word of god, can i have 5 mins of your time?
eh, what is it about?
oh, i juz need 5 mins of your time to explain to you what i m actually doing, can i come in?
ok loh, but juz 5 mins coz i m going out
thank you very much...
*goes on to preach and preach and preach and preach*
30 Mins pass
god will forgive all the sins that you have committed if you become one of our brother and sister... and when you die, you will go and join him in heaven. you want to go heaven dunch you?
yah lah, who dun want to go heaven? but have you finish? i m kinda rushing to meet a fren you noe?
i noe.. but if you just fill up your particulars here and leave it with me, you will be one of us and you can go meet your fren. you can even ask your fren to join us.. that's soooo cool.
hey...enuff lah..you say take 5 mins...now 30 mins liao leh.. i m late you noe.. you want to convert me, can... but first you try to convert her first.
who's her? your mum, girlfriend, or sister?
no lah.. HER!! *points to praying altar atop with guan yin ma*
this is shld be enuff for letting them noe how insensitive these buggers are..
P.S: i dun have anything against any religions... my point is dun go preaching door to door... it is bloody insensitive to other religions... there is no religion more impt than any other religion in s'pore.. all is equal so please respect... and ORBIGOOT to the 2 blogger who posted sedistic remarks.
nowadays post anything regarding religion must becareful... i dun want ma tah to catch me and gahment to make me one of their yellow ribbon project sia.
:: posted by strangesentiments, 3:49 AM
2 Comments:
actually the door to door thingy didn't happen to me before although i have been preached on the streets lah.. but this incident happened to my fren... so i juz came up with some guide to help out those in need...:p
haha...i can juz see the evil look on your face when i imagine u slamming the door at that poor bugger... haha... eeevviiilll~~
