Strange Curses

To: Directors, Executives and Management of Sucky Yucky Yuki Yaki Restaurant,


On the 1st of Oct 2005, which is a Saturday, I stepped into one of your Yuki Yaki at Marina Sq. Your dog manager by the name of Anita (name used by my maid last time) came wagging her tale and looked as if she got fucked from behind by a zebra and asked how many pax we have. Correction, she didn't came to us.. she was standing by the door all along. Are your managers paid to do that? Can you employ me to work for u? I have a Diploma in Hospitality Management you know, and my nickname used to be Doggie. PLS PLS PLS...I would have ADORED this kinda job. (kneel down and beg)


We have a total of 8 who are gonna eat at your restaurant that evening. None of us have eaten at your place before and that we are very willing to give it a try. We entered and was led to 2 tables by one of your puppy staff. I am pretty amazed by her speed of walking despite her short legs. I would suggest you as management to submit her name to the Singapore HORLYMPICS Committee to take part in the 400m Puppy Race 10km walkathon. I am pretty sure she will do your company and us Singaporeans VERY proud. Just make sure she wears her Yuki Yaki Uniform to increase her morale.


We took a seat by the table and she asked if all of us wants to eat your DIY Fried Ice Cream for an additional $2. But $2 is alittle tight on some of our pockets after having to pay about $22 for the buffet itself. So, only 4 of us decided to eat the ice cream. And your bitch staff told us that we cannot have it this way... becoz those who paid will give the ice cream to those who never pay for it. And she somemore said that it has happened before and that the staff will be too busy to notice anyway. WAH KAOZ... I hear this sentence I very DU LAN. My Ah Beng Pattern all come out. KNN...indirectly say we fucking no integrity. among 8 of us, 6 of us is GUY leh... got serve SAF one hor.. SAF got teach us integrity and fight for our BRUDDERS. so when she indirectly insult us, we all HOT leh.


But we still abit gian to eat your buffet, we ask her those who want to eat ice cream sit one table, and those dun want eat sit another table can anot. She say cannot. What logic is this? BTW, the tables are seperated by a aisle which is about 2 m apart. She insist that we can still pass the ice cream over to the next table and that they are busy to eye us. WAH PIANG EH...!!! Too busy then employ more dogs staff lah...or invest in technology, use CCTV to monitor every table..see they got share or DA PAO any food home anot. One stone kill two birds. Somemore can apply copyrights.. you guys will be the only buffet restaurant that uses high technology to provide customer monitoring services..can also up your security in your restaurant. Now Osama anyhow bomb bomb..better be safe than sorry.


If your staff is cute/pretty/super-model/tit-tilating/dress very little, we still can be distracted from our dulaness. But she CMI (cannot make it) so bo bian...we showed abit of attitude. However, we are still abit gian to eat althought we got no appetite after looking at your staff. Then suddenly, she chut stun again, say that I will start your timing at 6 pm and you all got 2 hr to eat. Limpeh look at my watch is 6.15pm. Firstly, I feel like I am back to work...(Boss say: Limpeh want this typed out, printed out, sent out, signed by AH KAO, AH MEOW and AH COCK, read by CEO, COE and ECO, and then bring back and filed up...all in 2 HRs. If not, you are fired!!) Where got buffet set timing one..the only timing I heard before is closing time! Secondly...want to cheat our 15 min. Got timing jiu suan le...somemore want to cheat our 15 min. Time is money, so indirectly, you are charging us more. NABEH..and you are the people with no integrity. We came into your restaurant at about 6.10pm..tok so much also only at most 5 mins.. now wanna cheat our timing to make it easy for you all to MONITOR...Timing can monitor lah...ice cream cannot monitor. LAN Sai ah..


P/S: By the way, you are short of $180 earnings for that evening.






Yours Truly,
Du Lan Beng


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Haha, in the end, we go Pizza Hut at Suntec to eat... eat until damn full. somemore 9 person pay $115 compared to 8 paying for $180. more worth it. and the staff at pizza hut more pretty, more hunky. and something happened there that make me feel like a valued customer.


I order a set meal for 4 person that comes with soup, drink and 2 regular pizza. we upsized one of the pizza to large and they make a mistake by giving us 2 regular ones. The floor manager come over and apologized and said they will make up for their mistake by giving us another regular pizza. Also Jos came late..very late. and we all finish eating liao except the left over for Jos. It was still peak hour and 8 of us sit down and do nothing except tok cock there... the staff nv come and hurry us to leave the table eventhough there are a few pple waiting outside and that it is already full house. KUDOS to PIZZA HUT.


In appreciation, I will advertise in my blog for you.


Call 62353535 for Pizza Hut deliveries....from young I hear this no. until now..dunno how many years liao also wont get sian...UPS LAH.


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Some pics taken last week...


Makaning at Lau Pat Sat



Buy 1 get 1 free..couple Alex and Kristy



Roger said "I just can't wait to eat thesatayandthestingrayandthelalaandthekangkongandtherice."


Sentosa



No, that's not field ration u are looking at. It's just a green pack of satay pasta.



Basking in the sun...and NO...we are not an item (for those who dunch noe)



Ladies...i have a longer tongue than what u see in the pic...Cheeky...



Saw a few monkeys...acted as monkey...attacked by monkeys



Glutton at Sakae sushi..yes, sentosa have one next to the beach



Limpeh si ah beng...dun play play..i..i..i will use pepsi cola to splash u. (i dun dare use acid)



a beach babe walked past and distracted me from my photo opportunity and i tried to smile at her while eating.


Settler's Cafe



No...they are not an item too...the whole group is single and available... I am the most available..



Settler's cafe menu...cool concept for a menu.. yah...It's a boardgames cafe.



natural....haha...NO...they are not LOVERS....STOP ASKING ME!!!



and when i saw this at clark quay mrt station, I almost joined TALIBAN...