Strange Curses

Call me siao...but i just did it....went sentosa again...with the same people...

ahhaa but this time we did a little different stuff...

we din dig....we build....

we din ride the luge and sky ride.... we toured underwater world and watched dolphins play.

we din go siloso beach to suntan...we went palawan beach with more bikini babes...

and also we met a monster who trumpled on things that we built before it was finished....fuck that monster...

photo intensive entry again.


Some pple at palawan beach dun really like phototaking....


Jos completing his sandcastle...


for me, i built nipplecastle.... haha the top of the castle looks like a nipple from certain angles.


jos's castle...moments before it was trampled by a monster kid....with a fucking irritating snigger.

this kid is maybe 5 years old.....

he just ran to my castle and trampled it....

then he jumped to jos castle and trampled it too....

then we are only left with castle remains and stunned looks....

there was a couple nearby and they just laughed the the whole episode...

i hate kids....monster kids that is.


sentosa new poster girls...the one on the right is quite chio...


sentosa new poster boys...the one on the right also quite chio handsome... haha


took a beach tram to dolphin lagoon...


dolphins used to be my fav sea mammals...


until i see pink dolphins....din noe real dolphins look so ugly and uncute....


and when i see them do this...and other tricks....i realised i was so wrong...dolphins are still my fav sea mammals....

they are smarter than my dog....i realised

the only trick my dog noes how to do is......sleep...zzzzz.

nice!!

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while waiting for tram to go to underwaterworld....we photowhored.

the tram came...i boarded....and i was stunned...

sitting on my left was a indian....right also indian...but that's not the point.


the point is this!! i smell curry!! curry in a fucking huge container (top left corner)

and there is alot of stuff they are bringing along... like water bottle and a cup (in red plastic bag)

and one carton of dunno what (bottom left corner)

and on his lap got his bag...

the 2 indians really like the beach....haha...or maybe it's the coconut trees that made them pack so much things to come to the beach.

i am not racist. hahaha


turtles greeted us at underwaterworld....damn cute rite?


at the touch pool...


while touching the sea creatures... a tour guide said to the tourist how the animals urine and shit in water. thanks hor.. for the extra info... need to disinfect my hands liao.


then we saw this really big ass crab that i really wanna eat with butter sauce....


it really is BIG ASS....


the tunnel.....


still in the tunnel...


this hologram is the trademark or underwaterworld....i can nv forget how it scared me the first time i went to underwaterworld...


jos love turtles....cos they eat jellyfish....


dan love turtles....cos he loves to tickle them..


i love turtles....becos of the name...loggerhead.. hahaha funny name.


i like the colour on this.....er.....statue...thing!


the big O?


you noe wat pple say with regards to the big O?


you will always have fun....if it's you having it like us...


did abit of photo magic with daniel


and also for jos


a pretty nice sunset....it has been so long since i watch a sunset...


nice light effects at the beach station..i love the LED lights.


sentosa at nite is a romantic place...

disclaimer....the 3 of us are not gays....

Recently, MotoGP and F1 fever is catching up on alot of pple...

and people who follow these races closely are starting to do funny things...


Singapore's thumb up to your doctor champagne is showing results...


Initial D may have a new storyline soon.


when you have no money and no license....


SSDC's student...no wonder he have to take his driving test quite a few times.


this is why singapore don't allow drink driving....you may just fall aslp on the roads...


other than bicycles, the chinese are introducing a new transport vehicle.


watching tv in the toilet may have adverse effects..


you will know it's fun if everyone is enjoying it!!

Cheers

Had an off day on tues and went with my brothers to singapore's best spot to ogle at bikini babes, SENTOSA...

This will be a photo intensive post.... so here goes..

It wasn't a very good day to go to sentosa actually. Even before i woke up, i had a dream that it was raining very heavily. So when i wake up to give jos a morning call, i actually asked him if it was raining.. lol... blur lah. but heng it wasn't, only cloudy.....dark clouds.

so the 4 of us met up and went to harbourfront for breakfast. then it started to rain. all 4 of us really sianz totally and we went to vivo to walk walk jalan jalan to wait for the rain to stop.

and me, jos and yang sze each bought a watch...


jos and mine is the same.. and yang sze's watch only showed 1 to 10... cool! yang sze's day will be shorter than ours. 2o hrs only!

when the rain stopped, we took the new sentosa skytrain to siloso beach...


skytrain also use "ezlink card" haha. but their ezlink is nicer loh..


station at vivo


i like the blue neon lighting....makes the whole place COOL..


only 4 stations....fast ride.


taken from skytrain....view of the side of vivocity.... i like this shot..looks artistic. i am a pro at this! wah hahahaha!


and when i reach the beach station, i was greeted with this view....damn nice lah...and since when did sentosa have kelongs? but i think they really developed sentosa into a very nice place.

then we found a good spot to settle down and have fun.


just the way i like the beach... quiet, not too many pple, clean and easy to find a good spot.


we tied up hammocks to rest on as well. YES, that's my hairy leg.

surprisingly, the sea is damn clean loh....... and cooling. can even see small fishes swimming ard.

the fun starts kicking in soon... we took lots of pictures....

pretended to be life guards on duty..


act cute life guard "cheeze and peace"


act fierce life guard "ppppeeeeeeeee, wat the #*^%@!#$@...you can't shit on the beach!!! OEI!"


act cool life guard "nobody at the beach i also must act cool..weather very hot and birds and fish watching"


act hardworking life guard "knnccb....nobody at the beach also ask me sit here...i save who? bird and fish ah?"


yang sze loves the drip from the mouth...not from the wrist. heehee


we continued to photowhore...


and act shuai


and act cute...till we get bored! coz there is nobody at the beach to look at us!!! CHEE ***!

then we started to dig freaking deep holes on the beach....we dug about 6 holes and linked them using "canals and tunnels" hahaha..

daniel asked..... why are we digging these holes?

i replied...nv ask this qn...coz you will nv find the ans.. haha

which is true....everytime we came, we dug...and we still dunno the ans. but it's damn fun lah...and you really catch pple's attention.

they will be like....wat the fuck are these dogs doing on the beach?

or they will be like.... wat the fuck....? are they gonna find treasure?

or they can be like.... wooh.... can i join them?

BUT....i dun care... haha..i just continue digging like a bangala.


our end product...when we got tired.


look...it's deep loh...and wide and long...


when i squat down, it's to my shoulder... haha... we are pretty good diggers.

we washed up and went to play the luge...one of my fav attraction besides underwaterworld.

i think we are quite lucky that day... it rained and stopped... the sun is not too strong... we dun have to queue to bath, and we get free rides on the luge... hahaa


skyride man.... why everything must sky this sky that? are they gonna change the name of cable car to skycar, calsberg viewing tower to skybeer, or build skybus? or change their phones to skype? cold joke hahaha.


our photo taken by the skyride cam.


it's pretty scary to think that the cables to snap halfway...and you will be hong gan liao.. haha but it's quite safe lah, that is if you dun take it with a fat person..


we played the luge and yeah....we had fun man...chiong all the way....


finishing photo! i took video of the whole process of the ride.

then we had dinner at kou fu food court... the food there is quite ok lah...not very expensive also. islander got discount too.


outside koufu got wading pool...cool.

waiting for time to pass for yang sze to watch musical fountain.


and the bloody fuck fell aslp....


and we bo liao till we started photowhoring again and do stupid things... haha..

in the end, we nv watch the show.....we went back to vivo to have ben and jerry's ice cream...


ben and jerry's ice cream never fail to make my day...it's true man.

i was pretty amazed that the highest floor of vivo got wading pool also... damn cool loh... great wind down place after a day at sentosa. but dun urinate in there...


my parting shot to all of you.

THE END.