Strange Curses

Happy New Year all of you....

hope all your resolutions for this new year actually comes true eventhough i know you won't even remember more than half of them.

also happy belated buffday to Supin. now you got ai ren le dun forget us k?

also happy buffday to my sister...now you grow up liao..dun anyhow go gao shan gao shi ah.. if i know who gao you i will castrate him in public, pluck all his pubs and armpit hair and stuff it into his mouth and make him choke.

but anyway, bact to the main topic.

have you ever been to another country and got attacked or saw someone got attacked?

well, i was a victim in hatyai thailand. all thanks to my friend who wanted to watch a drag show. if you have nv been to thailand, they have these "sistic" outlets in some roadside that sell drag show tickets. these "sistic" booths are like money changer booths and instead of displaying the exchange rate, they display drag posters. another difference is that in money changer booths, we can commonly see pretty ladies or at least some decent looking female, but at these "sistic" booths, one can commonly see fat, saggy, old, retired drag queens. either that or the surgery has gone horribly wrong..and i mean HORRIBLY. i shall name them dragster...drag + monster = dragster.

and yah...me and my friend, Din, was like shopping around the city center and we unfortunately walked past the sistic booth. so out of curiosity, we juz stopped to take a look at the posters. so out of idiocy, Din said,"Hey Kenny, we don't get to see this in Singapore man!!" and swung his camera to his face and wanted to snap a picture of the booth. so out of anger, the dragster in the booth stood up, and scolded me and my friend in thai. so out of stupidity, we juz stood there thinking what the hell happened. so out of insanity, dragster picked up a metal rod and threw it straight at us. so out of alertness, my friend siam the rod. so out of ka neng (jelly legs), i was unable to jump out of the way and it hit me near my groin. (i scared until ka neng liao...and suay suay, or rather heng heng kenah near my lampah and not at my lampah. if not i can be PR there and learn the art of "dancing stars") so out of ki siao, draggy came out of the booth and wanted to snatch the camera from my friend and started to push him. all i did was juz stood there and watched the show. i think my friend is damn brave, coz he defended himself quite well. i guess if i were him, i would have shitted and urinated in my pants at once. draggy was like a mad women keep shouting and wanted to hit my friend until the nearby shopowners came to pull her away. we juz ran away and never walked back there again.

in the end we bought tix to watch the drag show. it was quite fun except till the end when you are leaving...the drags will just stand at the door and beg you for tips...very irritating. they will just hold your hands and not let you go until you give them money. oh yah...and the art of "dancing stars" is actually drag show. it's called dancing stars because they use stars to cover their nipples. and when they dance and hop around, from far, or in dark, they juz seem like stars dancing.

and also if you go to JB, do take extra care because JB is really getting out of hand. alot of crimes are targeted at Singaporeans. 6 mths back, me and my secondary sch friends finished shopping at holiday plaza and wanted to eat some seafood. the seafood place was about 2 streets away and we decided to walk instead of taking a cab. the street was quite dark and the walkway was narrow. so the girls walked on the walkway and some of the guys walked on the curbside. joshua and da sao was the last and i was the second last. out of nowhere, we all heard a pretty loud bang, and a something the size of a cat and brown in colour flew to my calves. i simply jumped on the spot and thought the car had hit a cat. then i noticed it isn't a cat. its a shoe box that belongs to da sao. joshua was squating down by the walkway holding onto his wrist. i then realised that the damn car had driven too close and hit josh on his wrist. i suspected it is done on purpose as the road was damn wide. luckily pain was what josh suffered only. he recovered after 15mins.

there are more recent cases not published on the news. a couple rode in to JB to pump petrol. the guy was severely beatened up, girl was raped, and the bike is gone. another one is that a rider was at the petrol station. a guy as him to help him start his bike at the alley and he followed the guy. in the alley, he was asked to hand over his valuables and he resisted. the robber took out a parang and slashed at his neck, his head was almost severed and he died at the spot.

so if you are going to JB, best is go to crowed places and don't follow strangers around. also best is don't wear until very class or hiao, best is wear as slack as possible and stay low profile. dun flaunt jewelleries and expensive valuables too.

but even when all these are happening, i just can't seem to stop going to JB for cheap stuff and all the PVDs there...anyone wanna go with me on 14 Jan to buy new year clothes?