Strange Curses

i bet you are not gonna believe it. this is the very first time i actually came out with a wish list for a new year. i dunno why i didn't have a wish list earlier.... it juz didn't occur to me why i should have one. guess my way of living each day as it is is part of the reason plus i am a lazy slacker who couldn't care less about materialistic gains. but this time is diff, i wanna try coming out with a wishlist and see how many of the targets i can shoot down. so here goes...

1) My fucking pink IC which shows my nerd Pri 6 photo.

i m seriously missing some pink in my wallet... i will definitely be able to get this next year. 8 more mths of patience is all that i need.

2) a room of my own

its seriously unbelievable....the only thing that i still do not have since 3 years old is a room of my own. y since 3 years old? coz i m 3 years older than my younger brother. since his birth, i have nv had a room of my own. and now, my room is actually shared by4 people including me and 1 dog. actually to have a room of my own, 3 possibilities have to happen. its either we move to a bigger house, i move out of the house or my grandma dies... this sounds evil, but i prefer the latter....(cues evil music + laughter).

3) to get my riding license

yeah...i failed the first time...and the second time, i am gonna get a perfect score...hahaa..drm on kenny han. but i have the confidence to pass.. if i dun, i am gonna knock down all the old buggers who fail me. ever played the motorcycle game "roadrash". hell yeah...watch out old men.

4) own a bike

i m gonna own at least 1 bike.. even if i got no money. even if i steal.

5) get a driving license

i want to pollute the environment. period. its also a stigma that if a guy can't drive, he's a wimp, balless, and useless. i actually look down on guys who can't drive and yet always want a lift from a lady. this excludes myself though.

6) get mine 6 pacs back

alright...i admit.. i should say get my first 6 pacs haha..i was am starting on it.

7) get into college (optional)

its optional becoz it depends on a few factors... i only want to study business or casino gaming, whether i have money to go for it and my eligibility. but if everything fits in, i will definitely go for it.

8) get a job

i will ORD in 8 mths time. and i need a job by the time i finish my ns. althought i have a diploma in hospitality management, i dun like to work in hotels. i hate shift work. i prefer sales and promoter jobs...its about satisfying customers but i dun have to work shift work. that RULEZ.

9) buy a new desktop or a laptop

my current computer sucks to the core to my standards. i hope to own one bloody mean machine but i still dunno which one to get....desktop or laptop..?

10) get to know some proper girls

i need to clarify things... serene and supin, i m not saying that you are not "proper". and there is a diff between getting to know and getting to-get-her with proper girls. i juz wanna make new friends. female friends that is....it increases my chance of getting a new sugar mummy. and i m not gay.

11) be able to find my dream girl/perfect girl/the ONE

i left this to the last becoz there is so much to say for this. how do i define my dream girl? split into 2 parts, outer and inner beauty. i have told some of my friends what makes up my dream girl but this time, i m gonna write it down.

Outer beauty
a) gua zi lian (juz look at faces of girls in the comics)
b) big round eyes
c) a little baby fats on the cheeks
d) long lashes
e) 1.65 m tall at least
f) long legs without the 10 cents 20 cents scars
g) tanned and toned skin
h) well toned body
i) no pimples
j) no curly hair (i hate curls...make me think of pubs, armpit hair and my leg hair)
k) B or C cup size (scares the shit out of me if its D)
l) pretty nails
m) shaved (i m referring to armpits, arms and legs. bonus if she shave the place where the sun don't shine)
n) knows how to make-up
o) nice straight teeth
p) pretty and yet cute

Inner Beauty
a) well spoken
b) well mannered
c) well groomed (able to dress to the occasion)
d) able to socialise with my friends
e) knows dining ettiquete
f) sporty persona (being able to watch soccer with me is a plus)
g) humorous and able to take my crap
h) knows how to swear
i) able to stay away from home
j) independent and not be a liability to anyone (financially)
k) knows how to cook
l) have a thirst for knowledge
m) loves animals
n) able to be my confidente as well as well-liked by her friends and mine

see so many to write about...dun even know if this kind of girl exist in the world anot. in case it resembles anyone, dun be mistaken..all this is factors are not from any one girl that i know of. so if you know any, introduce me. haha...i only want to make friends, not love.

i am going outfield next week... hopefully i can find santa's hideout. who says santa claus is always ang mo? i m gonna loot him if i see him. hahaha

ciao pple.. will update when i have time.

Eh siao eh.. your own criteria got so good until you can get such a girl boh? Even got such a girl sekali she don't want you how.. Hahaa..


~gigi

aislin - haha.. it would be nice to know a girl who have the same qualities as my dream girl. as for eligibility, you wouldn't want me.. haha

gigi - i dunno if you are the gigi i noe.. i believe such a girl do exist.. but my chances of getting attached with one is close to 0. haha.. that's why she can only be my dream girl. =) cheesy but yet so true.