Strange Curses

Yippee, last sat, on the 11 of June 2005, i officially announce my 1 yr anniversary with SAF.

and yeah, 1 yr ago, so many people assured me when i enlist with SAF, i am bound to learn something from them. so now, i shall list down what i have learnt in 1 yr.

i have learnt to love pink

i use to hate pink colour, esp those pale pink that those very high waist panties usually have on them. but now, i cant wait to see my PINK IC...ARRRGGGHH!

i have learnt to appreciate public toilets

u will love public toilets if you ever have to use these...



i have learnt to take cover

me: eh, how? chief clerk angry at ah siao leh, he nv do his work properly.
ah gao: siao liao lah, she today sure anyhow scold pple one loh...somemore she lai ang.
me: i think better siam, take half day leave.

i have learnt to use talented people

me: si liao lah, must get this document sign and send out by today, how?
forge ong: aiyah, lim pei help you sign lah.
me: you not OFFICSER leh..only officser can sign.
forge ong: you want anot? i sign also sui sui one k! exactkly lyk officser one hor
me: bo pian lah, come lah, make sure its exactly the same.
~1 min later~
me: wah...sui sui bo zhao zui leh, machime original one sia...
forge ong: you think wat, SAF trained one leh.

i have learnt communication skills

comm skills is impt in the SAF

words like
- "fucking cheebye, wanna do it anot" helps you get things done
- "gan ni nah beh, siam lah" means you want him to move away
- "go sign 7 extras" means your weekends are burnt
- "whole lot knock it down" means you will get fitter

i have learnt to have sense of humour

sgt: eh, recruit, very farnie is it? i want you to run to that tree and touch it and come back
rec: yes sgt ben ~runs to the tree, touch it and came back~
sgt: you taking your own sweet time hor? now run to the same tree and ask how old is it.
rec: yes sgt ~runs to the tree and comes back in the shortest time possible~
sgt: so how old is the tree?
rec: the tree says he will tell you personally.

"1 set army uniform - $35
1 month of allowance - %350
money spent on book out nite - $90
ORD Date - Priceless
there are some things money can't buy"

463 more days to ORD....