Strange Curses
Monday, May 02, 2005
Lang Suay....Chi Jiao Ma Bian Or Kweh
know wat my title means? (literal translation from hokkien = human unlucky, feed bird also become black chicken). for those with slower brains, it means that if you are unlucky and you rear (pronouned as rare) a beautiful bird, it will still become a ugly black chicken eventually. haha..one of my fav "hokkien cheng yu" haha...
it happened like this...
kenny goes sim lim buy speakers
kenny bring home speakers
speakers fuck kenny
kenny going to fuck shopowner later.
haha...thats the summary...
here's the full account
i went sim lim with daniel, andezu, and mich. i wanted to look for good speakers to be paired with my xbox for wonderful sound. my tv currently sounds like shit....so i need good speakers to up the entertainment value and the sound effects.
walked around with dan for his own PC parts first...in the meantime, look at my speakers. after he purchased his, me and andezu went round and round to test the speakers.... and we saw this...
selling at $178
then we saw this which looks better and sound better...
selling at $219 (i wanted the white one...so classy)
singaporeans will be singaporeans...so we asked for their "best price" and they qouted us $215...we sian about the little discount so we walked out and "visited" another shop. we say we wanna buy 2..and they qouted us at $205 each. thinking it is quite a good bargain, me and andezu each bought one..
we requested to check the speakers....and i checked mine...while the sales person try to psycho us not to check.
andezu: can we check the speakers?
kenny: ya i think we should check the bloody speakers
salesman: ok...
*opens the 1st box and check with me*
salesman: *blah blah blah....* parts in there...speakers in there
*opens 2nd box check with andezu*
salesman: actually speakers no need check one...coz everything sure in there. if not there then juz bring back and change..and also got warrenty. haha..we would want you to come back again one...no worries about our products...*blah blah blah*
so...i checked mine and it was perfectly fine. happy with our purchase, we went home. waited for bloody cab for about 10 mins and loaded the trunk with our purchases. i was the last to reach home so when andezu alighted, he juz took one of the speakers..anyway is the same one mah. so he took the one which i checked and i took his. when i reach home, i was damn excited about the prospect that i can have fucking good sound for my fucked up tv. *notice the versatality use of the word fuck?*
*opens the box*
*take out the speakers*
fuck....got fucking stains on my white subwoofer....fuck...missing wall hooks for my speakers......but nvm....i close 2 eyes.....nv see stains....pretends wall hooks not included.
cannot see too clearly rite? but there are 2 big patches of blue ink stains....cannot be cleaned...i tried....
*fix up speakers according to box*
FUCKING HELL..doesn't produce a fucking sound. tested my old speakers to my xbox...got sound...tested my laptop on the new speakers....FUCKING HELL...also no sound...test with my old speakers...got sound....and i also switched their wires around...to see if any wire spoil... in the end... i concluded that the new one is not working.
DAMN DU LAN
nv in the world am i so CHEATED...by fate....and by lady luck.
so....later...i am going to fuck the owner....the speakers are damn heavy and bulky leh...no car...only cab.....transport there and back is $20. sia lah....another way is to ask my dad to ride bike and send me there and back...bo bian liao...i am desperate...
P.S Pardon me for my vulgarities.
P.S now i am really going back to the shop AGAIN...as predicted by the salesman...
Baoling sent me some photos of her looking chio from AMERICA...land of freedom....drugs, violence and a stupid president.
baoling and her "relative"...from the feline family. hey i din know you that you can blow a bubble gum.
the snow cat....meow.... *envious, nv see snow before*
baoling posing with a dunno wat snake trying to look chio... baoling...nice try. :p
i have also learnt that absolut vodka has a new flavor...
vodka raspberry...courtesy of daniel.
that's all for now...waiting for dad to come home before i go sim lim AGAIN!!
it happened like this...
kenny goes sim lim buy speakers
kenny bring home speakers
speakers fuck kenny
kenny going to fuck shopowner later.
haha...thats the summary...
here's the full account
i went sim lim with daniel, andezu, and mich. i wanted to look for good speakers to be paired with my xbox for wonderful sound. my tv currently sounds like shit....so i need good speakers to up the entertainment value and the sound effects.
walked around with dan for his own PC parts first...in the meantime, look at my speakers. after he purchased his, me and andezu went round and round to test the speakers.... and we saw this...
selling at $178
then we saw this which looks better and sound better...
selling at $219 (i wanted the white one...so classy)
singaporeans will be singaporeans...so we asked for their "best price" and they qouted us $215...we sian about the little discount so we walked out and "visited" another shop. we say we wanna buy 2..and they qouted us at $205 each. thinking it is quite a good bargain, me and andezu each bought one..
we requested to check the speakers....and i checked mine...while the sales person try to psycho us not to check.
andezu: can we check the speakers?
kenny: ya i think we should check the bloody speakers
salesman: ok...
*opens the 1st box and check with me*
salesman: *blah blah blah....* parts in there...speakers in there
*opens 2nd box check with andezu*
salesman: actually speakers no need check one...coz everything sure in there. if not there then juz bring back and change..and also got warrenty. haha..we would want you to come back again one...no worries about our products...*blah blah blah*
so...i checked mine and it was perfectly fine. happy with our purchase, we went home. waited for bloody cab for about 10 mins and loaded the trunk with our purchases. i was the last to reach home so when andezu alighted, he juz took one of the speakers..anyway is the same one mah. so he took the one which i checked and i took his. when i reach home, i was damn excited about the prospect that i can have fucking good sound for my fucked up tv. *notice the versatality use of the word fuck?*
*opens the box*
*take out the speakers*
fuck....got fucking stains on my white subwoofer....fuck...missing wall hooks for my speakers......but nvm....i close 2 eyes.....nv see stains....pretends wall hooks not included.
cannot see too clearly rite? but there are 2 big patches of blue ink stains....cannot be cleaned...i tried....
*fix up speakers according to box*
FUCKING HELL..doesn't produce a fucking sound. tested my old speakers to my xbox...got sound...tested my laptop on the new speakers....FUCKING HELL...also no sound...test with my old speakers...got sound....and i also switched their wires around...to see if any wire spoil... in the end... i concluded that the new one is not working.
DAMN DU LAN
nv in the world am i so CHEATED...by fate....and by lady luck.
so....later...i am going to fuck the owner....the speakers are damn heavy and bulky leh...no car...only cab.....transport there and back is $20. sia lah....another way is to ask my dad to ride bike and send me there and back...bo bian liao...i am desperate...
P.S Pardon me for my vulgarities.
P.S now i am really going back to the shop AGAIN...as predicted by the salesman...
Baoling sent me some photos of her looking chio from AMERICA...land of freedom....drugs, violence and a stupid president.
baoling and her "relative"...from the feline family. hey i din know you that you can blow a bubble gum.
the snow cat....meow.... *envious, nv see snow before*
baoling posing with a dunno wat snake trying to look chio... baoling...nice try. :p
i have also learnt that absolut vodka has a new flavor...
vodka raspberry...courtesy of daniel.
that's all for now...waiting for dad to come home before i go sim lim AGAIN!!
:: posted by strangesentiments, 1:23 PM
