Strange Curses
Thursday, April 07, 2005
tribute to 'rabbit'
Blogger screwed up one of my post yesterday. no choice but to delete it. so i came up with a new post today.
let me share a story with you about an idiot. his name is 'rabbit' and he is serving the army. 'rabbit' is very simple minded and he looks like this.
see told you he is an idiot.
'rabbit' is very unhygenic and he loves to wear his uniform to sleep every night. he doesn't bother about hygene as he never bath before he sleeps, never brush teeth after he wakes up. he also loves to sleep on a bed without a bedsheet, uses a garbage bag as his pillow casing, and never does his bed.
his bed (if you call it one), blanket, and his pillows.
he also likes to make "2 holes" on the ground after he changes (if he does change).
the "2 holes" are made by the shorts left on the ground.
'rabbit' is leaving his "homeland" to go tekong for BMT for 1 month plus. wishing him all the best. but bet he will come back within the first week to his "homeland". nothing beats it. haha...
'rabbit', i am sorry. i have no choice but to think of you as this.
in comparison, i think that the toilet bowl is cleaner than you are.
(name of character in the story is fictional. other than that, everything else is the truth.)
i manage to take some pictures of the shower head that dropped on my head.
this is the cubicle where i go in naked and soap all over.
this is the shower. the water that comes out from that pipe is damn powerful. i think it is stronger than those where bangala use to wash floor one.
and this is the BLOOOOODY shower head that fell on me when i was bathing.
gonna tell you guys some tech stuff today.
teacher: children, today, you will learn 3G.
children: wat is 3G? is it 3 giants?
teacher: no it is not. but it is linked to the 3 giants. 3G can let you see your mama and dada when you call them using a 3G hp. you can also download cartoons on your hp to watch while you are on the school bus. if you want, you can listen to nursery rymths on the hp as well.
children: WAAAHH... i also want.
teacher: best of all, Slyvester Sim the faggot uses it as well. this is the hp he is using. remember children. go buy it or else you will be spanked.
back to reality. this model is Motorola E1000. impressive stuff. check out the specs at http://www.gsmarena.com/motorola_e1000-654.php.
if you read papers these few days, you would have noticed that China and Japan are at it again. this time over textbooks. can't china just settle this privately with japan and reach a compromise? why must chinamen always use riot to settle things? they are fucking inefficient liao still do this kind of time wasting things. bo liao chinamen. only know how to drink, call for prostitutes, rape, commit crimes and maybe build some buildings. besides all this, dunno what they are good for. i admit i am a racist. but you have not hear the jokes i crack about malays. chinamen are bad but malays are even worse, esp for the mutts. not gonna talk about malays today man. haha.
some despos must be waiting for this. here, take it.
stay tune for more. ciaoz
let me share a story with you about an idiot. his name is 'rabbit' and he is serving the army. 'rabbit' is very simple minded and he looks like this.
see told you he is an idiot.
'rabbit' is very unhygenic and he loves to wear his uniform to sleep every night. he doesn't bother about hygene as he never bath before he sleeps, never brush teeth after he wakes up. he also loves to sleep on a bed without a bedsheet, uses a garbage bag as his pillow casing, and never does his bed.
his bed (if you call it one), blanket, and his pillows.
he also likes to make "2 holes" on the ground after he changes (if he does change).
the "2 holes" are made by the shorts left on the ground.
'rabbit' is leaving his "homeland" to go tekong for BMT for 1 month plus. wishing him all the best. but bet he will come back within the first week to his "homeland". nothing beats it. haha...
'rabbit', i am sorry. i have no choice but to think of you as this.
in comparison, i think that the toilet bowl is cleaner than you are.
(name of character in the story is fictional. other than that, everything else is the truth.)
i manage to take some pictures of the shower head that dropped on my head.
this is the cubicle where i go in naked and soap all over.
this is the shower. the water that comes out from that pipe is damn powerful. i think it is stronger than those where bangala use to wash floor one.
and this is the BLOOOOODY shower head that fell on me when i was bathing.
gonna tell you guys some tech stuff today.
teacher: children, today, you will learn 3G.
children: wat is 3G? is it 3 giants?
teacher: no it is not. but it is linked to the 3 giants. 3G can let you see your mama and dada when you call them using a 3G hp. you can also download cartoons on your hp to watch while you are on the school bus. if you want, you can listen to nursery rymths on the hp as well.
children: WAAAHH... i also want.
teacher: best of all, Slyvester Sim the faggot uses it as well. this is the hp he is using. remember children. go buy it or else you will be spanked.
back to reality. this model is Motorola E1000. impressive stuff. check out the specs at http://www.gsmarena.com/motorola_e1000-654.php.
if you read papers these few days, you would have noticed that China and Japan are at it again. this time over textbooks. can't china just settle this privately with japan and reach a compromise? why must chinamen always use riot to settle things? they are fucking inefficient liao still do this kind of time wasting things. bo liao chinamen. only know how to drink, call for prostitutes, rape, commit crimes and maybe build some buildings. besides all this, dunno what they are good for. i admit i am a racist. but you have not hear the jokes i crack about malays. chinamen are bad but malays are even worse, esp for the mutts. not gonna talk about malays today man. haha.
some despos must be waiting for this. here, take it.
stay tune for more. ciaoz
:: posted by strangesentiments, 7:58 PM
